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The Short Horror Beer Cast

The Short Horror Beer Cast

By: Paul Lorello and Alec Chambers
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Violating your earholes while pairing pints with classic horror, GenX style. Paul and Alec drink in the work of literary masters amidst collapsing scenery and pop culture digressions. Open all hours.

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  • Ep. 20. I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, Part I
    Sep 16 2025

    Season Three opens with a delightful little yarn by the one and only Harlan Ellison. Grab a beer and snuggle with your favorite AI chatbot girlfriend while you listen!

    Spoilers ahead, so read the story first if you feel it'll do you some good.

    Story Info

    • Title: "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"
    • Author: Harlan Ellison
    • Originally Published: If, March 1967

    Beer Pairing

    • Alec's choice: Three Floyds Brewing, Oceans of Time
    • Paul's choice: Evil Twin Brewing, No Hero

    In this episode

    • Introducing an up-and-coming director named Stanley Kubrick!
    • The Exorcist, and other comedies!
    • Highbrow humor!

    Links & Follow Us

    • Website: shbeercast.com
    • Instagram: @shorthorrorbeercast
    • Facebook: The Short Horror Beer Cast

    Credits

    • Theme music: "Beer Cast Boogie" by Paul Lorello, performed by Sid Seizure and the Conniption
    • Ambient music: Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse (Dig his stuff on YouTube)
    • Edited by Paul Lorello

    Produced by Sid Seizure


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    48 mins
  • Ep. 19. The Events at Poroth Farm, Part II
    Sep 3 2025

    We're back and not a moment too soon with the sequel to The Events at Poroth Farm by T.E.D. Klein, the scariest cat horror story since Garfield met the ghost pirates! It's an action-packed cap to Season Two and we couldn't be more out of ideas!

    Spoilers ahead, so read the story first if you feel it'll do you some good.

    Also, be sure to check out Part I!

    Story Info

    • Title: "The Events at Poroth Farm"
    • Author: T.E.D. Klein
    • Originally Published: From Beyond the Dark Gateway , December 1972

    Beer Pairing

    • Alec's choice: Busch Light (don't judge, it's for the farmers)
    • Paul's choice: Long Island Farm Brewery, Field Haze

    In this episode

    • A recap to end them all!
    • Accent shaming!
    • Alec does Alec!
    • Jacob's Ladder and other family favorites!

    Links & Follow Us

    • Website: shbeercast.com
    • Instagram: @shorthorrorbeercast
    • Facebook: The Short Horror Beer Cast

    Credits

    • Theme music: "Beer Cast Boogie" by Paul Lorello, performed by Sid Seizure and the Conniption
    • Ambient music: Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse (Dig his stuff on YouTube)
    • Edited by Paul Lorello

    Produced by Sid Seizure



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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Ep. 18. The Events at Poroth Farm, Part I
    Aug 8 2025

    This week on The Short Horror Beer Cast, it's a cat-lovers nightmare as we settle down for a bug-infested summer with "The Events at Poroth Farm", by T.E.D. Klein.

    Spoilers ahead, so read the story first if that chills your wort.

    Story Info

    • Title: "The Events at Poroth Farm"
    • Author: T.E.D. Klein
    • Originally Published: From Beyond the Dark Gateway , December 1972

    Beer Pairing

    • Alec's choice: Short's Brewing, Psychedelic Cat Grass
    • Paul's choice: Finback Brewery, Cats Are People Too

    In this episode

    • Don't call him Ted!
    • Shameless antiarachnidism!
    • Never malt your own barley, and other homespun advice for the lovelorn!

    Links & Follow Us

    • Website: shbeercast.com
    • Instagram: @shorthorrorbeercast
    • Facebook: The Short Horror Beer Cast

    Credits

    • Theme music: "Beer Cast Boogie" by Paul Lorello, performed by Sid Seizure and the Conniption
    • Ambient music: Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse (Dig his stuff on YouTube)
    • Edited by Paul Lorello

    Produced by Sid Seizure


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    1 hr and 11 mins
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