Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast, hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 times, and somehow creating the perfect mental image for chopping a log 🪵. Festive gold.

Next up is Poor Kevin, where Mariah Carey attempts to hijack the episode with an unsolicited solo of “Dark Christmas.” From there we dive headfirst into the darker side of festive films, including what may be the greatest Gremlin impression ever recorded. Christmas classics get the Say What! treatment as we tear into Home Alone 2, City Slickers 2, Coming to America and Cool Runnings.

We regroup to chat Hallmark movies, drone footage over the Scottish Highlands solving a missing person case, and then proudly launch the 2025 Christmas Extravaganza, complete with a special festive recording from the depths of Big Pappa J — a true Christmas miracle if ever there was one.

We hope you have a brilliant Christmas with your loved ones and that this episode brings a bit of festive chaos and cheer to your holidays.

🎄🎄🎄 Merry Christmas from the Say What! Podcast 🎄🎄🎄

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast. You’re welcome and also… sorry.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into arm-wrestling primates and uncovering the single greatest monkey fact ever discovered.

Next up: Things That Are Overrated, which gives the lads yet another excuse for an old-man rant. Targets include Pink Floyd, pitching tents, genital mutilation, and — most importantly — why Chris and Stu from Hardcore Listing are the biggest pair of wankers alive for worshipping awful IPA beer.

Then it’s time for What’s in the Drawer? — a deep dive into the nation’s junk drawers featuring fuses, toenail clippers, rubber bands, and a heartbreakingly emotional story from Big Pappa J about a wax ball and its tragic demise.

If you enjoy this episode, congratulations — you are officially part of an elite group of extremely cool people. Thanks for sticking with us ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club — 15 minutes of pure chaos from the two greatest podcasters currently walking this earth… its also very slurry so you might need a translator.

In this episode, we treat world snooker champion Dennis Taylor to the kind of classy day out only we could provide — a whirlwind trip to Marbella (because of course it’s Marbella, where else do we take our celebs?).

Things take a sharp turn when Dennis disappears into the toilets to deliver what can only be described as a Maximum Break. From there, naturally, we end up in a gay club, where a towel-whipping competition in the showers gets so out of control.

It’s ridiculous, it’s messy, it’s also amazing — but for the love of God, listen with headphones. This one is not for kids.

Much love,
BPJ & NFATT x