Episodes

  • #216: AI Doesn’t Give A Shit About Hot Chicks and Explosions

    #216: AI Doesn’t Give A Shit About Hot Chicks and Explosions
    Nov 22 2025
    Ian gets a cat. Scott swears off humor. Bees know morse code. Bond villain satellite start-ups and BDSM teddy bears.
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • #215: I Don’t Need To Do Everything The Cult Underworld Tells Me To

    #215: I Don’t Need To Do Everything The Cult Underworld Tells Me To
    Oct 26 2025
    Ian brings a brand new Trick Or Truth. Two moons may bring a Wereworld. Zombeez receives a hard goal.
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    58 mins
  • #214: Two Wigs and Corpse Paint

    #214: Two Wigs and Corpse Paint
    Jul 14 2025
    Scott emerges from the plains of Nebraska with a plan: buy a Chevy Trax over the phone, go full corpse paint metal in Hamtramck, and maybe buy the New Dodge Lounge using sheer force of imagination. Ian cautiously considers the D&D convention, mourns the exile of Tapes Only from Planet Ant, and provides beard-growing moral […]
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    54 mins
  • #213: Thirty Pounds Of Flesh

    #213: Thirty Pounds Of Flesh
    Apr 26 2025
    Scott is visited by aliens. Ian makes a sick riff out of Belphegor’s Prime. New segment introduced: Animal Vs Animal Which Animal Is More Metal This One Or That One.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • #212: A Very Diogenes Easter

    #212: A Very Diogenes Easter
    Apr 21 2025
    Scott predicts the end of SCOTTCast with Belphegor’s Prime. Ian drinks from two cups. Diogenes approves of public masturbation.
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • #211: You Don’t Know SCOTTCast

    #211: You Don’t Know SCOTTCast
    Apr 10 2025
    Scott interrupts Year of Metal for a gameshow because he finally made a pun.
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • #210: An Increase In The Hazard Of Inflammation

    #210: An Increase In The Hazard Of Inflammation
    Mar 31 2025
    Scott picks up lockpicking as a sport. Ian reads the CIA guide to simple sabotage. Allegations as a promotional strategy for David’s YouTube channel. Idaho bans boobs and truck nuts in sweeping bill.
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • #209: Tertiary Culkin Experience

    #209: Tertiary Culkin Experience
    Mar 24 2025
    Ian can’t give away Mayhem tickets. Scott has a dream. Bronwyn’s Choice enters the running as a possible SCOTTCast Production.
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    1 hr and 5 mins