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The Real Housewives of Velaris

The Real Housewives of Velaris

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 Your HQ for book tangents hosted by two millennial moms with questionable intelligence. Take deep dives with us into our favorite books as we analyze, theorize and break down as much as can all while telling terrible jokes. Currently covering Gild by Raven Kennedy. New episodes out every Wednesday Start with us at the beginning - we have covered Fourth Wing and Iron Flame in their entirety and Onyx Storm is now complete too!The Real Housewives of Velaris Art Literary History & Criticism
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  • Oh Hello, Commander Rip - Gild Ch. 36 - 40

    Oh Hello, Commander Rip - Gild Ch. 36 - 40
    Apr 16 2025

    Welcome back to the deep dive of Gild by Raven Kennedy, the first book of the Plated Prisoner series. Continue to explore the magical world of Orea with us!


    We are currently heading to the Fifth Kingdom with the golden touched Auren and the saddles to meet up with King Midas. Things have taken an unexpected turn when we meet the Red Raids, Have we found more trouble with Fourth Kingdom?


    What's the haps? 2:59

    Chapter 36 7:00

    Chapter 37 17:06

    Chapter 38 23:08

    Chapter 39 29:55

    Chapter 40 36:39

    Plated Prisoner Playlist on Spotify


    **Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Gild**

    Follow us on social media for more unhinged thoughts-Instagram @therealhousewivesofvelaris

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    Intro/Outro:

    Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound
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    47 mins
  • Pirates Set Sail with Saddles Before The Sale - Gild Ch. 29 - 35

    Pirates Set Sail with Saddles Before The Sale - Gild Ch. 29 - 35
    Apr 9 2025

    Welcome back to the deep dive of Gild by Raven Kennedy, the first book of the Plated Prisoner series. Continue to explore the magical world of Orea with us!

    We are currently heading to the Fifth Kingdom with the golden touched Auren and the saddles to meet up with King Midas. Things have taken an unexpected turn when we meet the Red Raids.


    What's the haps? 2:32

    Chapter 29 6:16

    Chapter 30 12:56

    Chapter 31 19:13

    Chapter 32 27:14

    Chapter 33 35:05

    Chapter 34 42:47

    Chapter 35 47:51


    Plated Prisoner Playlist on Spotify


    **Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Gild**


    **This episode also contains mild spoilers for ACOTAR, Fourth Wing, and the movie Seven**


    Follow us on social media for more unhinged thoughts-Instagram @therealhousewivesofvelaris

    TikTok @realhousewiveofvelaris

    www.therealhousewivesofvelaris.com


    Intro/Outro:

    Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Pirates On The Oregon Trail - Gild Ch. 22 - 28

    Pirates On The Oregon Trail - Gild Ch. 22 - 28
    Apr 2 2025

    Welcome back to the deep dive of Gild by Raven Kennedy, the first book of the Plated Prisoner series. Continue to explore the magical world of Orea with us!


    We are currently heading to the Fifth Kingdom with the golden touched Auren and the saddles to meet up with King Midas. We are in danger, friends.


    What's the haps? 6:29

    Chapter 22 10:42

    Chapter 23 18:11

    Chapter 24 27:00

    Chapter 25 34:13

    Chapter 26 41:17

    Chapter 27 44:29

    Chapter 28 52:18

    Plated Prisoner Playlist on Spotify


    **This episode also contains mild spoilers for ACOTAR, Fourth Wing, and the movie Seven**


    Follow us on social media for more unhinged thoughts-Instagram @therealhousewivesofvelaris

    TikTok @realhousewiveofvelaris

    www.therealhousewivesofvelaris.com


    Intro/Outro:Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound
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    1 hr and 5 mins

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