Hi Hotties!This week I’m joined by Ana from Bravolifer and we’re diving into the latest episode of RHOC and the Valley reunion — and there is SO much to unpack.We’re talking Jo De La Rosa’s surprise appearance, Matt vs. Tamra, stoned Terry, and whether Gretchen is suddenly full-time. Gina’s thriving, Jen’s mad, and Katie might be leaking stories to blogs??Then we get into the reunion — Brittany drops some major accusations about Jax, Kristen’s glowing from pregnancy, Jesse quotes Suits, and Michelle is over it. Plus, Jax fake cries (again), and there’s still no domestic abuse warning at the end of the episode.We also touch on Bravo news: Erika’s new man, Jax leaving the show and his bar, and Garcelle’s mystery boyfriend. Let’s get into it!

This month, Grammie and I turn the page on Andy Cohen’s The Daddy Diaries. We talk about choosing single parenthood, the privilege of help (hello, night nurse), and whether “Dad guilt” even exists. Plus, Grammie reacts to all the celebrity run-ins, the social whirl of Fire Island, and Andy’s obsession with monkeypox. It’s a cross-generational chat full of martinis, memoirs, and a few parenting side-eyes. Don’t forget to stay ‘til the end to hear how many olives Grammie gives this one!

Next month’s book club pick: My Good Side by Scheana Shay; grab your copy and read along with us!

We’re diving into the drama from two very different kinds of villas, one with bombshells in bikinis, the other with Botox and bubbly.

First up: Love Island USA. Ezra & I are giving you our unfiltered thoughts on this season’s islanders; who we loved, who gave us the ick, and which twists actually gagged us. Let’s just say… some of these couples better hope there's no Casa Amor in real life.

Then it's time for the women of The Real Housewives of Orange County, where gossip flows almost as freely as Heather's horrifying combo of champagne and onion rings (seriously, I nearly threw up). Plus, Gretchen Rossi rises from the ashes — and claims she’s had no work done. Sure, Jan.

It’s a beachy-bleachy, botox-filled blast.