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The Porcelain Palace

The Porcelain Palace

By: Tiffany Rose & Dan Weine
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Hey Sh*tizens, welcome to the Sh*t Show!

You’ve just stepped into The Porcelain Palace—your weekly escape where chaos reigns, nothing’s off-limits, and the only thing more unstable than the world… is us.

We’re here to vent, rant, and unravel all the bizarre, maddening, and laugh-out-loud ridiculous stuff life throws our way. Think wild stories, unfiltered takes, and the kind of conversations you only have with your best friend.

So grab a seat (preferably a comfy one), flush the expectations, and join us in the royal hall of hot messes. This isn’t therapy… but it might be cheaper.

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Episodes
  • Merry Sh*tmas!

    Merry Sh*tmas!
    Dec 16 2025

    Gather round the porcelain, Shitizens, because it’s time for a very special holiday tale. In this short Sh*tmas episode, Tiff delivers a festive retelling of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—Porcelain Palace style.

    Light a candle, lock the bathroom door, and enjoy a story that reminds us what the season is really about.

    Happy Sh*tmas to all, and to all, a good wipe.

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    2 mins
  • Sleep Deprived, Rock Obsessed, and Ready for the Hunger Games

    Sleep Deprived, Rock Obsessed, and Ready for the Hunger Games
    Dec 9 2025

    This week on The Porcelain Palace, we kick things off by dissecting Dan’s sleep schedule.

    From there, we talk up this Friday’s special bonus episode where all you sh*tizens can watch The Hunger Games (but better) right along with us. Yes, we’re finally doing a watch-along!

    Then we tumble headfirst into the surreal wonderland that is The House on the Rock—a place that feels part museum, part fever dream, and part “should we be breathing this dust?”

    And to wrap things up, we cleanse our souls with a round of Porcelain Confessions, because after all that chaos, nothing says closure like airing our own questionable thoughts.

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    Discord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uP

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    42 mins
  • Thanksgiving Break

    Thanksgiving Break
    Dec 2 2025

    A thankful message from us to all of you lovely sh*tizens!

    We will be back next week!

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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalace
    Discord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uP

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    1 min
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