Episodes

  • Ilya Rozanov Is Mushy Inside
    May 11 2026

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.

    This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss Shane's use of the R-word and Ilya's breaking of routines. Plus, Mal calls women 'things' and Camille has a full meltdown over Ilya's thighs.

    Please make sure you fill out our merch inquiry form so that we can be prepared!

    You can follow Erin on Instagram @erinhatta and TikTok @erinhatta.

    Check out the article Camille mentioned here.

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Heated Rivalry is Dog-Walking Purity Culture
    May 4 2026

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.


    This week, join Camille, Mal, and special guest and hockey mom Betsy (Camille's godmother) as they discuss Evangelical purity culture in the South. They'll discuss when it started, why, and the marks it leaves on those that it affects.


    Plus - how Heated Rivalry is helping us come out of sexual hiding.


    You can find Betsy's work at betsygarmon.com. Follow her on Instagram @betsy.canas.garmon and check out her Substack here.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • IMPORTANT: Schedule & updates
    May 2 2026

    Hello, everyone! Quick message for you all on this pleasant Saturday morning. If you have questions regarding purity culture in the Southern US Evangelical circles, please comment them or email them to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com so that we can discuss them with our resident hockey mom. Also - questions about consent re: Heated Rivalry? Email us those too! We'll be talking with Miranda about it very soon.

    Thank you for listening and CONGRATULATIONS MACKBERT!!!!

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    2 mins
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Sex Symbol(ism)
    Apr 27 2026

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.


    This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Monster Donut Podcast as they discuss chapters ten and eleven of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry and the Las Vegas Remix from her website. They'll discuss how the smut furthers the plot, how Ilya exposes himself as Lover Boy of All Time, and Shane Hollander's pure, unadulterated greed.


    Plus - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT! We love you, you wonderful goofball, and you make our lives better every day. We're blessed to call you such a dear friend.

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    2 hrs
  • Shane Hollander Wins Fastest Shot
    Apr 20 2026

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.


    This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters seven through nine of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. They'll discuss the return of Consent King Ilya Rozanov, Shane's sex condo, and the beginning of the fall.


    Plus, Yuna Hollander is a party animal.


    Make sure to read the Las Vegas Remix for next week. Also, you can read L's fanfic here and view the consent checks video re: the cottage phone call here.

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • 9:00 P.M. - Tincture of time
    Apr 17 2026

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW.


    This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert for one last hour of the shift. They discuss pirating piss, nightcrawlers, and how friends karaoke when they care-aoke.


    You did it, kid. Now go take that well-deserved nap.


    They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide How They Gave Birth:

    https://www.propublica.org/article/florida-court-ordered-c-sections

    Follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠Threads⁠ @pittcrewpodcast.


    This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • 8:00 P.M. - White Knight White Noise
    Apr 10 2026

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW.

    This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Francis Dominic as they discuss shpitting, the departure of the dinosaur, and how everyone just loves Jack Abbot.


    Plus — make sure you stay through the credits for a blooper you really won’t want to miss.


    Follow Francis Dominic here

    Follow us on Instagram and Threads @pittcrewpodcast.


    This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.



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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Shane Hollander Has The Anxiety Zoomies
    Apr 6 2026

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.


    This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters four through six of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. They discuss the the differences between the Rozanovs and Hollanders, the first All-Star Weekend, and how Ilya can't help but twirl his hair and kick his feet whenever he thinks about Shane Hollander.


    Wanna read along? Find the syllabus ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.

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    2 hrs and 5 mins