The long-awaited return of The Pants Are Too Tight! You have been waiting for it? Right? Molly and Danny catch up on Disney World's Muppet-Destruction and Cars-Construction. They lament the loss of a beautiful culture, stumble upon a book-banning-weirdo, and recall obscure desktop games which only they seem to remember. Did you know Barbie is a Working Woman?! Like Charlotte Pickles.

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Molly and Danny ramble about a weird, kinda-creepy indoor theme park which they've never been to. Probably never will. Some it looks neat, but for the most part it's...well, listen to the episode. They also try to recall some Looney Tunes Theme Park Ephemera! Thrills, Chills, and Spills, baybeeeee!

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Molly and Danny Awake from their slumber to discuss the wonders of a pre-iPad-kid era. They reminisce about the joys and pains of portable physical media. They roll back the rock to the dawn of time--and discuss their lil Video Now players. And then, folks? They break away. Out of the darkness. And into the sun.

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Back. Again. Hooray. Molly and Danny talk about Scooby-Doo. Sometimes they just read Wikipedia to you. God, never invite these goobers to a party. Gonna turn it into the damn Wikipedia reading circle. Nerds.

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Molly and Danny once again prove that they know better than the Academy. Also--Spider-man corrections, a lot of Googling, and musical talk. What a wild ride, you guys. You guys. I love you, guys. For real. I mean it. Let's make a pact. Let's be blood brothers. Don't tell my mom. She'll make me get a tetanus shot.

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Molly and Danny catch up with each other. They take turns talking about their newest obsessions--cults and Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark. They also try to recall the fuzzy memories of their childhood toys.

Did you miss us? We missed us.

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Danny gets confused about the topic. Molly corrects him. They ramble--like always--about Jamie Lee Curtis. Then they delve into their favorite halloween specials. Spooky, am I right?

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Molly and Danny RETURN AGAIN. This time, to complain about Walt Disney World's 50th Anniversary. The good, the bad, and the very unimportant. It's The Pants Are Too Tight--at their whiniest.

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