Daniel is back—for now! After serving his time in DMIW detention, he’s on a performance improvement plan, and Dina and Sean are keeping a close eye on him. In this chaotic episode, we dive into the real origins of the missionary position, uncover the shocking JFK Big Hat Conspiracy, and play a game where we match ridiculous sounds to ridiculous faces!

Dina makes a confession about Aragon (it's a hot take), Sean might already be dead, and Daniel, as always, is problematic. We also chat about when to DNF books, Dina’s desperate need for Neopet doubloons, and a very cursed voicemail. Plus, ghost... um, fluids?

📢 Segments include:
🚿 Shower Thoughts – Why is it called missionary?
🎩 Conspiracy Corner – The Death Star destruction was an inside job, and the hat industry whacked JFK!?
👻 Storytime with Dinasaurus – The Summer Camp Ghost (featuring questionable ectoplasm)
😂 Face That Sound! – It’s exactly what it sounds like.
📚 Accountabilibuddies – Who actually got writing done? (Hint: Not Sean)
📞 Voicemail Chaos – Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and… white pee?

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