The spirits are there. You can feel them. It's a fact.

Who would you turn to in a moment of paranormal emergency? Probably not the internet! This time we're taking questions from the deepest, darkest, creepiest parts of the world wide web (plus Quora) and trying to solve the great mysteries of our time including:

Why are there no naked ghosts? What should you do if your sister is casting spells on you? What's the best course of action during the Werewolf Apocalypse?

Plus: Lucky faces off against Artificial Intelligence, phone calls from actual monsters, and the sick truth behind the Head & Shoulders murders.

October, 1962.

Two men obsessed with horror movies, monsters, and the macabre create the unthinkable…the greatest Halloween song of all time. Then the mastermind behind this endeavor does it again, and again, and again…and then a couple more times.

Join us as we celebrate the life work of Bobby “Boris” Pickett, the driving force behind The Monster Mash and as it turns out a bunch of other mashes and monster party ballads.

Also featured in tonight’s episode: Halloween would you rather, a KILLER horn section, and for the really dedicated fans, an extra special treat (or is it a trick? Muwahahaha!)

It was just a dare. A fun game you wanted to play with your friends. They sent you the words, you read them out loud, and now…now you don’t feel so good. It might have been the thing itself, a twisted story about a young boy’s suffering. But it was just a dumb poem, there’s no way it was actually written by some kid (some victim) over 100 years ago, and all that stuff about a curse, that part definitely isn’t true…right?

Tonight we explore Tomino’s Hell, the infamous, cursed Japanese poem that when spoken aloud resigns the reader to a dark fate.

This story is true.

Also featured in tonight’s episode: The worst two sentence horror stories ever written, Jimmy Stewart’s haunted TV, and a theory about whales that blows this whole thing wide open.