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By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready.

Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store.

Guess What!?
We find out how Jolly Leo, Kory and Zack actually are.

Also we figure out ways to fix the Hallmark Holiday Movie plot tropes.

Even Weirder
A Mushroom that lets you see tiny cartoon people.

12 of the Worlds Weirdest Holiday Traditions.

Beyond The Pale
A brand new Classic Kaiju Christmas Tale

Whatcha!
We play Two Goops and Lie. A list of items that may or may not be from Goop.com

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Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story.

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Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)???

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In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular.

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In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head.

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DT from Space Castle show has travelled the long, treacherous path from Youtube to your favorite podcasting app to discuss why holiday's just aren't celebrated the same way in entertainment anymore. CLEARLY HE'S NEVER SEEN THOSE STRAIGHT TO STREAMING SANTA CLAUS SEQUELS, WHAT A MAROON.

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Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU.

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Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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