Corri Corri Corri in the House!!!

Corrigan, Co-host of Jack Of All Graves, joins The Voters with possibly the most Specific requested Topic yet, that leaves us with so many options. God of Love, Emperor of Rome, Doctor in a Gay Space Communist Future, Judge Jury and Executioner, Karl Urban!
Naturally, as most things do, this brought us back to Ronald Reagan, it’s Karl Urban Vs Acting Politicians in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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Shitposter of note and host of Wednesday Night Fake Fights, Gef the Toking Mongoose joins The Voters to ponder The Tv Show Taskmaster with its outlandish challenges and puzzles often accomplishing close to nothing. Sounded like the Legislative Process! There are many Silly Laws in this for the time being United States of America. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license? You may not run out of gas? It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively"? That’s just Ohio and Ohio isn’t even real!
What ridiculous Laws would you accept as caveats for a better world? Everyone grab your Monkey’s Paw it’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

UBI: Sure everyone gets a living wage BUT Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Abolish ICE: Yes the greatest Terrorist Organization in the history of our country is no more, BUT It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Universal healthcare: We all get to see a doctor but more of us will have to because It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Abolish the Senate: An antiquated institution that causes more harm than good and no one likes is gone? Okay, fine but ,after 3 am you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive!

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Artist, Shitposter, and collective badass The Mox Syndicate join The Voters to discuss a long running institution that has certainly had its ups and downs. Including allegations of some appropriation of cultures for the advancement of Colonial powers and that some believe should no longer exist.

Do we mean Doctor Who or The British Museum? Find out in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Is the TARDIS a Museum?: The Doctor has collected a LOT of relics but does it really fulfill a public need or just mostly for a Patronage of 20 something White British Ladies?

Is the fixed point in time excuse real or just an excuse?: blowing up a volcano every once in awhile? thats just a part of the job! Besides he made Van Gogh cry that one time.

“Donald in time?!”: Is there a time in history where Trump does even BETTER than now?

He doesnt have the benefit of twitter but he could replace Mexican with Irish and find that his base is still there.

“ Which American President wants to be a Companion?”: An American Doctor with Bill Clinton and a bigger on the inside Ice Cream truck selling drugs in the ‘70s? It’s more likely than you think.

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Author, Founder, and Stone Cold Fox Liz Ransdell brought us a juicy raw steak of a subject this week.

The Political institutions of this country are Old enough to be entrenched with tradition but by its very nature is infused with New blood on a regular occasion. Some call this the greatest Democracy in the world, some see it as a festering pool of Geritocracy sucking dry the very society they live amongst. Some like Blade (1998)’s Deacon Frost ask, WHY NOT BOTH?!

The Blade Trilogy demands Modernity Vs Tradition in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


“What do Republicans think Vampirism came from?”: The Gays? A Bat? A Great Replacement Theory? More importantly, how are they best exploited as a workforce for Capital?

“What are the CDC Vampire Guidelines?”: We aren’t sure if quarantine’s are plausible or ethical but one thing is for sure Garlic Farmers are now Thriving

“Congress must act?!”: Forget women’s Sports! Daywalkers are a huge threat to our society! There’s ONE of them!

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The time has finally come. We are Pokemon Going to the Polls!

First time voter Bugs Maytrix, of Bugs Maytrix fame, enters the booth to revel in the joys of Pokemon. A wonderful game where you can live out every child’s dream of being basically homeless and nomadic fighting every day for your life and earnings against other children and emotionally stunted adults to be the very best like no one ever was. Naturally, we meet this fantasy with the reality of the fight for Children's Rights!

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!!!

“How far should children be allowed to travel alone?”: Also, crucially, are there special dispensations for minors that take down Organized Crime Syndicates?

“Are Pokemon Centers publicly owned?”: Ash Ketcham has been burned, electrocuted, drowned, and beaten and always gets patched up as essentially a runaway child, so we know the humans are getting Universal Healthcare at least.

“Common Sense Pokemon Laws?!”- Surely there needs to be an age limit on owning a dangerous animal that lives in your pocket. What constitutes an Assault Pokemon? Can you put a Bump Stock on Squirtle?

In the end we really just need GameFreak to be normal for like once.

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The Homie Marcos of Homie Vulgaris has come to share with us the Tao of Morrowind.
This groundbreaking Early 2000’s open world RPG brought reading back to video games and reached out to touch the heart of a young mentally ill future Postal Carrier, changing him forever.

Also, you can get addicted to Skooma and mess up your whole video game life!

It’s Morrowind Vs The War on Drugs in The Most Important Election of our Lives!


“ Does the Ghost Fence Keep The Trafficking of Fentanyl down?”: Joe Biden built it with the bones of a thousand repeat offenders, but Trump wants to claim victory for it’s efficacy. Little do both know you can just levitate over it.

“Skooma capital of the US?”: If the Skooma Pandemic hit the United States is the PNW hit hardest? Or can we accept that you can probably get Skooma in Florida right now?

“Mandatory Minimums”: Are all punishments handed out the same? Or is Moon Sugar a Gentleman’s Drug?


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This week Arlan Hellison of thehell.zone shares with us a love of the grandfather of all First Person Shooters and bastion of Midi-Metal, DOOM! Now, what Political Topic could possibly match up with the Video Game that runs on anything?

Politicians that run on anything, naturally.

It’s Doom Vs Campaign Promises in The Most Important Election of our Lives!


“We love slaying Demons dont we folks?”: What’s more believable really? A Republican running for local office on the promise that you can fire him, or a flesh rending space marine that can’t look up?

“A National Ban on jumping!”: Who would dare executive order such a thing? How would you even implement it?

“An Endorsement from Hell”: I mean sure Hilary takes it but does Bill?

“The Ultimate Question”: Which Politician has the Patriotic courage to run on a promise to develop the BFG?

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This week Lenore of The Socialist Shelf joins us to explore how tools, capable of influencing people from a distance, could be used to manipulate not just our precious past time of voting, but implementation of policy. What fresh hells could befall the world if a Politician could write their opponents name in a notebook to guarantee their untimely demise? Or maybe even worse, give them the worst Hangover.

It’s Death Note Vs Havana Syndrome in The Most Important Election of our Lives!


“Is writing a book voting?”: Death Note was a powerful vote in that it has lead to people commiting crimes! JK Rowling created a whole fictional world in her head and got it implemented as official Political Policy. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

“How far does the power of Kira take you?”: Whats the highest office one could achieve with the Death Note? And more importantly would anyone care?

“Someone think of the Children”: Congress has passed legislation to provide support for victims of Havan Syndrome. Would they do the same for Victim’s of the Kira Cult given there is a similar amount of evidence of both existing?

“The Ultimate Question”: What’s more powerful? The Havana Syndrome Hangover Ray Gun or a Death Note that punches someone in the Dick?



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