Episodes

  • Badly Behaved Men

    Badly Behaved Men
    Feb 11 2026

    Valentine’s Day is coming up, sounds like perfect timing for a marital confrontation…Tayla wants to know why Marcelo won’t celebrate the day anymore?!

    Marcelo shares something that really disgusted him this week, he discovered Tayla doesn’t wear socks to the gym. All through her hate of sockettes, which surprisingly Marcelo is a huge fan of.

    Tayla shares a video she received from a beautiful listener, “What to say to your wife during labour”. The conversation brings back memories and we learn more about what happens when the twins were born.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 48 Hours Of Silence

    48 Hours Of Silence
    Feb 4 2026

    Tayla had the day from hell, that just kept getting worse! Luckily along came her knight in shining armour, Marcelo… who are we kidding he was one of the culprits!

    Later this Lombardis and Tayla and heading to Vegas for the NRL opening weekend. The family dogs, Ralphie and Louie will be looked after by dog sitters, but after hearing the bizarre list instructions there’s doubt if they even show up!

    At a family dinner, Tayla learns her uncle friend is being catfished and not for the first time! It’s safe to say the family didn’t let him off lightly.

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    49 mins
  • New Year Same Old Montoyas

    New Year Same Old Montoyas
    Jan 28 2026

    Welcome back, it’s the first episode of 2026!

    The Montoyas reflect on last year as podcasters, good vibes and good advice only for 2026.

    The twins have developed a new habit of hair pulling, the Montoyas parenting response might surprise you…

    Marcello makes a bad first impression at the new podcast studio, that poor cleaning lady… we promise not every episode will have a poop story, but this one has a few bombs to share!

    Tayla takes a trip to New Zealand, but before she can leave the house Marcello asks what he should feed the twins each day she’s away…can a girl catch a break!

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    51 mins
  • Briefs V Trunks

    Briefs V Trunks
    Dec 17 2025
    It’s the last episode of 2025! Tayla & Marcelo finally have a date night, two red wines Marcelo comes out to play! Undies vs trunks enters the chat, Tayla’s mum Sue makes a bold claim regarding Marcelo’s choice. Christmas gift giving can be hit and miss, have you been picking up the right hints?!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • I'm entering my bronco era

    I'm entering my bronco era
    Dec 10 2025
    After last weeks uproar over the panettone for Christmas we've found the perfect solution.Tayla annoucnes her aspirations of becoming a professional athlete and shares how she'll prove it to the world And a simple test quickly proves men don't listen as Marcelo fails miserbly.

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    49 mins
  • No More Panettone

    No More Panettone
    Dec 3 2025
    As Marcelo enters preason for the 2026 season Tayla makes a huge announcement that he's not the only one and throws down a challenge that she's going to regret immediately. Marcelo expresses his hate for a classic Italian food at christmas as he finally lets everyone know how he really feels and a fan favourite returns this week to end the show as Tayla brings back her "quote of the week".

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    52 mins
  • Pure Twins, Impure Uncles

    Pure Twins, Impure Uncles
    Nov 26 2025
    What happens when Fijians and Italians collide for a first birthday? You get a traditional kava ceremony, cannolis, Godfather impersonations, and one uncle starting his beer-fueled antics at midday to a soundtrack of R-rated hits. Tayla “stretches the truth” about a so-called homemade dish that’s really just a packet shoved in the oven, and Marcelo heads back to pre-season — which, as she happily admits, is actually a cause for celebration.

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    52 mins
  • Speaking About Earwax

    Speaking About Earwax
    Nov 19 2025
    How long can Tayla use her postpartum as an excuse for unrelated things? Another year apparently! With the twins first birthday just around the corner, Tayla and Marcelo reflect on their first year of being parents. Keeping with the heartfelt theme, the Montoyas answer a listener question about marriage and Marcelo shares how we knew Tayla was the one!

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    34 mins