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The Mists of Drakkar Noir

The Mists of Drakkar Noir

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The veil is thin and so are the storylines as we meet on All Hallows Eve to discuss the second installment of fan fiction and literal magazine television. Origin stories, imposter syndrome, sexdrugsandrocknroll, folk wisdom, sound bites, and a guided meditation made to look really, really weird and sinister with red lighting and dramatizations of women in white veils shrieking up at the sky. We get it - most of this is for entertainment purposes only, and maybe speculative history sells (?)

Thus from the pages of another origin story (accompanied by Burberry and Ralph Lauren ads) springs a Greek Chorus offering an interesting narrative of someone we used to know. We’re still trying to figure out the actual story they are trying to tell here ourselves (yoga=bad?) and why have they still not mentioned that their main character * spoiler * hasn’t been alive going on three years…and therefore can’t comment on any of this? Let us pierce these mists of intrigue…

Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com

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