• Chase the O’s | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 26
    Aug 26 2025

    Today was a fun day in the studio, Lu and Jarch wax each other nostrils. Find out if either of them fainted (after a lady went viral for fainting when she waxed her own nose). And apparently having regular sex can prevent you from peeing your pants!

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    36 mins
  • The fat conductor | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 25
    Aug 25 2025

    It’s Merrick Watts Monday and today we hear stories about leaving dates early, after a man left a woman mid date because she didn’t know how to eat a steak properly. We try a new game, and it involves singing backwards. AND there’s a man in Rockhampton who designed a water shooter that automatically shoots water at people who park in his driveway, his name is Bruce and we talk to him on the show.

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    42 mins
  • Snags and a coupla meatballs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 22
    Aug 22 2025

    Happy Freeball Friday!!! It’s a very special edition of the bingle today, the pressure is on Jarch! And all week we’ve been seeing a video of an Aussie postman going viral…during his delivery it started raining so he took the washing in for a random. We speak to the Verrity, the lady who posted the video, to find out if he folded her sheets or not?

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    32 mins
  • I looked like something ET shat out | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 21
    Aug 21 2025

    It’s a thirsty and thrusty Thursday! Today we hear Confessions from a Paramedic, plus Lu has another crack at Say The Thing – can she find success with a beautician this time? And the most powerful men’s name has been revealed, spoilers, it’s not Jack!

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    38 mins
  • A Peach Iced Tea Sipping Pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 20
    Aug 20 2025

    Lu and Jarch are known for playing pranks on other people, but this time their team have played the ultimate prank on them!!!! After an alcohol related incident in the studio, Lu and Jarch are put through a series of loyalty tests to see if they’ll lie and cover for their team, or if they’ll throw them under the bus. We also play You vs Lu and talk about a mum who mooned the crowd at her child’s sports day.

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    41 mins
  • Not the teabag you want | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 19
    Aug 19 2025

    Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! Today we hear some epic stories on faint fails, after a girl fainted waxing her nose. A Judge has accidentally delivered the wrong verdict in a courtroom, and one of our favourite games 2 Letter 1 Word is back!!! Oh and Lu has come dressed as a tree!

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    36 mins
  • Lovely penis mate | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 18
    Aug 18 2025

    We kicked off the week with stories of people being lazy slobs, after a man got McDonalds delivered 20 metres across the road. Judge Jarchy divides the nation once again, and Unpack Your Dad is back!

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    39 mins
  • Whose breath smells worse? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 15
    Aug 15 2025

    Happy FREEBALL FRIDAY!!!! Today on the show it’s time for another bingle! Lu and Jarch also chat about a lady who is struggling with a condition causing repetitive and unprovoked orgasms. AND a study has revealed that taking a shot before a date makes it 60% more successful! Good luck out there!

    SEEYA MONDAY!

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    37 mins