Episodes

  • Pats–Ravens, Mendoza the Mickey Mouse Heisman, NFL MVP + Top Singers of All Time

    Pats–Ravens, Mendoza the Mickey Mouse Heisman, NFL MVP + Top Singers of All Time
    Dec 23 2025
    Marlon Humphrey and Pitt discuss the Ravens loss to the Patriots, Alabama's playoff win, Fernando Mendoza's Mickey Mouse Heisman, reacting to Closed on Sundays Pod and Kevin Durant saying he doesn't shower for two days. #MarlonHumphreyShow #MarlonHumphrey #NFL #NFLPodcast #Ravens #Patriots #AFC #KevinDurant #ClosedOnSundays #nflchristmas 00:00 – Losing at Home & Opening Vent 00:39 – Welcome to the Pod + “Living a Dream” 03:22 – Ravens Recap Begins 03:49 – Patriots Game Breakdown & Late Plays 06:12 – The No-Call PI & That Floating Ball 07:36 – Getting Scored On at Home (Again) 08:14 – Wedding Rings, Injuries & MVP Talk 09:50 – Who Played Best vs the Ravens? 10:53 – Top 12 Singers of All Time Debate 15:46 – Justin Bieber Argument 19:56 – Marlon vs. the Internet 21:51 – Ravens Recovery Chamber Talk 24:06 – Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua Fight 27:01 – Knockouts vs Getting Burned on Defense 28:24 – Ja Rule Fail 32:13 – George Clooney: No Wife Arguments in 10 Years? 35:14 – Kevin Durants Shower Take 38:36 – Kyrie Irving vs the Robot 40:23 – Josh Hart Thumb In Butt 46:41 – Alabama Comeback & College Football Chaos 50:48 – Playoff Blowouts, Money & CFB Reality 52:08 – Wrapping the Week in College Football
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Ravens-Bengals, Ed Reed at Facility, Pavia Crashes Out, Raw Milk + Best Glizzy Brand

    Ravens-Bengals, Ed Reed at Facility, Pavia Crashes Out, Raw Milk + Best Glizzy Brand
    Dec 16 2025
    Marlon Humphrey and Pitt break down the Ravens' win over the Bengals with behind-the-scenes stories about Ed Reed firing up the defense, debates whether this is the most washed Heisman class ever, and goes on wild tangents about raw milk experiments, his sausage finger injury, and why he's now the biggest Indiana hater of all time. 00:00:00 - Intro & Sleeveless in the Snow 03:30 - Ravens-Bengals Recap & Ed Reed at the Facility 17:30 - Heisman Talk: Mendoza, Pavia & Indiana Hate 28:00 - Philip Rivers Comeback & Parenting Stories 40:00 - Marlon vs Internet: Trump, Raw Milk & Steph Curry 49:05 - Marlon vs Pitt Basketball Challenge 54:20 - Listener Mailbag: Sausage Finger & Best Glizzy Brand 1:06:05 - Stories from the Old NFL Days 1:11:40 - Maya Angelou & Pastor Pitt Outro
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Still We Pod - Steelers-Ravens, Reddit Drama & College Football Chaos

    Still We Pod - Steelers-Ravens, Reddit Drama & College Football Chaos
    Dec 9 2025
    Marlon and Pitt dive into a chaotic week from Ravens fallout and wild Reddit conspiracies to moon landing debates, raccoon crimes and another Unc Check. 00:00 — Cold Open00:20 — Still We Pod03:48 — Steelers-Ravens Recap: Likely's Catch07:04 — “Poop in the Tub”: Marlon’s Terrible Day Gets Worse09:46 — Unc Check 2.016:32 — Marriage Truths: “If You Tell Me, You Tell My Wife”19:26 — Fan Conspiracies23:05 — “The Salary Cap Isn’t Real” & Water Hydration Theory24:36 — Moon Landing Debate26:55 — Oklahoma Drill, But It's A Sport29:20 — $50 Billion Bank Glitch33:47 — Raccoons Acting Human + Liquor Store Raccoon Story37:58 — What Was Marlon Thinking?45:12 — CFB Playoff + Bracket
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Bengals–Ravens, Lane Kiffin to LSU, Ravens Hallmark Movie, Start Bench Cut + NFL Conspiracies

    Bengals–Ravens, Lane Kiffin to LSU, Ravens Hallmark Movie, Start Bench Cut + NFL Conspiracies
    Dec 2 2025
    Marlon Humphrey breaks down the Ravens’ Thanksgiving loss, his first sack since 2022, Lane Kiffin’s move to LSU, and a full slate of wild stories ranging from chili dogs to alien conspiracies. 00:00 Chili Dog Disaster in Cincinnati 00:41 Opening the Show — Mini Bye Week Reflections 02:18 Mental Health, Willpower & Checking on Your Friends 04:58 Thanksgiving Video Fail & Ravens Recap 07:03 Marlon’s First Sack Since 2022 08:54 AFC Preview & Aaron Rodgers “#40 Rule” 10:28 Ravens Hallmark Movie Generator 14:05 Ravens Christmas Party Stories 16:59 Start-Bench-Cut: Holidays, Game Slots & Breakfast Foods 20:57 Start-Bench-Cut: Baltimore Culture (Old Bay, Camden Yards, The Wire) 22:52 Divisional Cities: Cleveland, Pittsburgh & Cincinnati Glizzy Trauma 26:57 Marlon Missing the Team Bus in Cincy (Full Story) 29:33 Lawrence Taylor Legendary Late Arrival Story 31:22 Hack or Wack: Life Hacks Breakdown 36:39 Public Bathroom Anxiety & Locker Room Stories 39:01 Escalator Hack Madness 40:00 Lane Kiffin Leaves Ole Miss — Full Breakdown 43:59 College Football Chaos — SEC Championship & CFP Format 46:52 NFL Conspiracy Theories & Week 18 Scheduling 50:06 George Pickens’ Controversial Post About Mahomes’ Wife 52:23 French Snail Heist — $100K of Escargot Stolen 55:56 Kendrick Perkins’ “Most Powerful Black Man Since Obama” Debate 58:06 Saturn Moon Alien Mission & End-Times Humor 01:03:02 Rockets, Space Travel & Alabama Education 01:03:57 Pastor Pitt (Marlon Edition): “In The Beginning…” 01:05:12 Closing Words — December Begins
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Jets-Ravens, Game Winning Forced Fumble + Food Court: Thanksgiving

    Jets-Ravens, Game Winning Forced Fumble + Food Court: Thanksgiving
    Nov 25 2025
    Marlon Humphrey and Pitt talk about Marlon’s golf shopping addiction, break down which videos are real or AI, react to the week in football and discuss the Ravens win at home against the Jets where Marlon forced the game winning fumble. #NFL #MarlonHumphrey #RavensPodcast 00:00 Open: Thank God George Pickens is… 04:30 Marlon’s Love for Golf and Golf Shopping 11:25 Food Court: Thanksgiving Rankings & Turkey/Ham Debate 21:40 REAL OR AI: Viral Clips & Krampus Segment 27:00 Checking X: Track Stars, Joey Chestnut & Burner Accounts 38:20 College Football Rivalry Week: Alabama–Auburn & More 47:00 Jets-Ravens 52:10 Previewing Thanksgiving Game vs. Bengals 57:31 Pastor Pitt Message
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    58 mins
  • Ravens-Browns, Finger Update and the $10,000 Toilet

    Ravens-Browns, Finger Update and the $10,000 Toilet
    Nov 18 2025
    In Episode 11 of The Marlon Humphrey Show, Marlon Humphrey and Pitt break down Baltimore’s win in Cleveland, including the story behind Mark Andrews’ spinning trick play and how it actually got drawn up. Marlon talks through his recent finger surgery and the everyday problems it’s created like needing help putting deodorant on his right armpit. The two dive into the chaos of modern college football, gentle-parenting mishaps, and a few of Marlon’s stranger observations about life, from Charles Barkley going commando to his old $10,000 toilet. Marlon also answers the first viewer Q&A on the pod about veneers, photo poses, and what finger a Super Bowl ring would even go on. Pitt closes things out with a short Pastor Pitts message on staying steady during uncertain times. 00:00 – Marlon on the Lombardi & Trophy Kissing 00:25 – Week 11 Intro + Bedside Confessions 01:20 – Finger Injury, Surgery & Deodorant Problems 05:22 – Ravens Organization Appreciation + Stadium Running 06:10 – Cleveland Trip + Mark Andrews’ Trick Play Breakdown 08:54 – Shedeur Sanders Debut Reaction 09:57 – Cleveland Is An Awesome City 11:07 – Nate Wiggins: Future Pro Bowler 12:32 – Inside Harbaugh’s IG Live & Locker Room Vibes 13:15 – Ping-Pong Tables Removed + Golf Channel Takeover 14:28 – Alabama Panic Mode? 15:49 – College Football Playoff Talk 17:27 – NIL, Culture Shifts & Saban’s Coaching in 2025 19:41 – The Alabama Standard & Marlon’s Freshman Year 21:54 – The Right Way to Eat A Taco ft. Cam Skattebo 23:46 – Parenting Chaos 26:01 – Collard Greens, Ketchup & Grandma Discipline Stories 28:03 – Tomato Eating Torture + Childhood Memories 30:10 – Charles Barkley Going Commando?? 31:26 – Bidets, $10K Toilets & European Cleanliness 34:27 – Is It Too Early for Christmas Trees? 37:05 – Should We Ignore Red Lights? 38:23 – Vietnam Traffic Horror Stories 42:11 – Fan Questions: Meanest Comments & Veneers 43:19 – Marlon’s Go-To Photo Pose 43:19 – Kobe vs. LeBron Debate 45:50 – Which Finger Gets the Super Bowl Ring? 47:55 – Pastor Pitts: Isaiah 41:10 Message 49:59 – Closing Thoughts & Next Week at The Bank
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    51 mins
  • Finger Injury, Ravens-Vikings, Ending All Debates + Cloning Your Pets

    Finger Injury, Ravens-Vikings, Ending All Debates + Cloning Your Pets
    Nov 11 2025
    Marlon Humphrey and Pitt recap the Ravens’ win over the Minnesota Vikings, discuss Marlon’s finger injury, and discuss the best topics on the best athlete pod in the nation: boneless wings, cloning dogs, Kim Kardashian using ChatGPT, and Lane Kiffin’s potential move to Florida. #MarlonHumphrey #Podcast #NFL #Ravens #Football #PodcastClips #SportsPodcast #CollegeFootball 00:00 Marlon’s Finger Injury and Ravens Win Over Minnesota 03:39 Playing Through Pain and Getting the Dub 06:29 Trip to Mall of America and Natural Skincare 08:05 Botox for TMJ 08:35 Minnesota Fans and Game Atmosphere 09:17 Marlon’s One-Handed Interception and Return 11:18 Ravens Win Reaction 12:05 Boneless Wings vs. Bone-In Debate 14:56 Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? 17:00 Kit Kat Debate and Harlem’s Bathroom Story 19:05 Is Water Wet? 21:34 Blue Crabs Overrated Discussion 23:16 College Football Recap and Upsets 25:09 Father and Son Play Together in JuCo Football 25:10 Marlon’s Father Honored at Alabama Game 28:05 Lane Kiffin to Florida Conversation 29:14 Tom Brady Clones His Dog 31:57 Cloning Debate and Woolly Mammoth Discussion 35:30 Marlon on Cloning Himself 35:30 Marlon Checks X: Auburn Gospel Music and Coaching Firings 40:39 NIL, Transfers, and College Football Culture 44:26 Kim Kardashian Uses ChatGPT to Cheat on Exams 48:50 Why People Hate on Celebrities 50:20 Pastor Pitt’s Closing Message
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    51 mins
  • Marlon Got Fined, Ravens-Dolphins, Poop Story While Talking to Coach + Gym Fails

    Marlon Got Fined, Ravens-Dolphins, Poop Story While Talking to Coach + Gym Fails
    Nov 4 2025
    Marlon Humphrey and Pitt discuss the Ravens’ win over the Dolphins, Marlon’s recent NFL fine, and his temporary return to Instagram. The episode also includes a personal story while talking to his coach, “Judge Marlon” gym edition, a debate on home robots, college football coaching changes, and Marlon’s thoughts on NIL and leadership. 00:00 Marlon on Getting Fined 00:37 Episode 9 Opens 01:10 Ravens Beat the Dolphins 03:30 Marlon’s Return to Instagram 06:30 NFL Fine Breakdown 09:00 Locker Room Moments 11:00 Lindy’s Cookies Story 12:00 Judge Marlon: Gym Edition 17:10 “Why” Segment – Home Robots Debate 21:20 Marlon’s Poop Story While Talking to Coach 23:00 Ads on Wedding Suits 24:50 Dictionary.com Word of the Year: “6-7” 26:30 Court Officer Without Pants Clip 28:00 Zoom Fatigue and Remote Meetings 29:00 Teammate Flags 31:00 Marlon on Parents’ Advice and Locker Room Personalities 35:00 Ravens Celebration Stories 38:00 IG Live and NFL Wins 40:00 College Football Coaching Carousel 46:00 Building the Perfect Coach 49:00 NIL and Recruiting 52:00 Marlon on TMJ and Possible Botox 53:45 Pastor Pitt’s Closing Message
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    55 mins