• Obama’s Extraterrestrials
    Feb 26 2026

    A former US President said that aliens exist! More on this story right here on LAPS. In other news, Battery Robot has returned to the fold, Luke’s getting into chess and Tommy Robinson is still a horrible grifter.


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    27 mins
  • Something Fishy About the Biscuits
    Feb 23 2026

    Happy Monday everyone. What better way to start the week than with some allegorical analysis of 1986’s Top Gun? Also on today’s menu: framemogging, Sci-Fi literature, hot tamales and, crucially, supermarket biscuits. Pete reckons this thing goes all the way to the top.


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    31 mins
  • The Ice Have It
    Feb 19 2026

    On today’s episode, Luke and Pete contend with some of the grim realities of the ruling classes on both sides of the pond. In unfortunate news for Peter, a truly dreadful man shares his passion for the Toyota Century.


    There’s also some ice bath chat, a big battery submission and a brief look back at Pete’s dating history.


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    36 mins
  • The Happy Promptman
    Feb 16 2026

    On the agenda today: Maxïmo Park, tight trousers and the appendages they disguise (or don’t disguise) and the astonishing number of famous people produced by one small Scottish town.


    Plus, we have a look at a beautiful radio owned by Luke’s grandad and find out what Pete’s father makes of AI.


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    32 mins
  • The Six-Sheep Threshold
    Feb 12 2026

    We kick off today’s episode with a look back on the good and the bad of 1990s cartoons and satire, before taking a moment to appreciate the late, great John Virgo.


    What’s more, there’s some battery business and listener correspondence to attend to. A Network Rail gentleman tells Luke and Pete a bit more about animals being hit by trains.


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    26 mins
  • Peter, it’s Paella Time
    Feb 9 2026

    Mr Donaldson’s just got in from another European trip, this time to the land of tapas and seashell-adorned buildings. Today’s topics include punctuation, close calls with rental car companies and the death of the Metaverse. Plus, loads of limestone might be cheaper than you think.


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    34 mins
  • Too Many Stick Insects
    Feb 5 2026

    Disturbing psychological conditions, Disney cruises and the obscenity of billionaires. Variety is the spice of life.


    Plus, there’s plenty of love around here for Harry Hill and plenty of time to marvel at the sheer number of species out there. Remember, there are always more armadillos than you think.


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    31 mins
  • Always Smell the Beef
    Feb 2 2026

    Pete’s been to Paris and it’s making everyone very depressed, and not because of envy. The man is self-admittedly awful at booking things.


    On an equally cheery note, the guys discuss the limits of their animal-killing capacities, as well as those of train drivers. Also, worming a cat is no joke. Happy Monday everyone.


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    32 mins