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The Legal Aliens Podcast

The Legal Aliens Podcast

By: Bryan Ruiz & Mario Parody
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Born 2021 in Southwest Detroit, we dive into personal growth, explore current events, and engage in some interviews, all through the lens of people simply trying to live life.

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Social Sciences
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  • 186 - “Need for Speed Underground J” EXISTS!! & more!
    Sep 28 2025

    Bryan and Mario dust off their explorer hats and whip out their inner Indiana Jones as they embark on a wild hunt through the hidden temples of gaming—tracking down elusive racing video game collector’s editions. From Japan-only treasures, to mysterious behind-the-scenes discs, and dusty relics packed with stickers and diecast cars, the boys stumble upon loot that would make even Dr. Jones jealous.

    But the real golden idol? The announcement that the Forza Horizon series is finally heading to Japan! The teaser trailer has the duo geeking out over drifting through neon-soaked streets—and it sparks hope that deep vehicle customization could finally be on the horizon.

    As if that wasn’t enough treasure for one adventure, Bryan reveals his latest haul: a limited-edition hat (1 of only 1000) repping Eastern Michigan’s own Noah Knigga. With whip-crack energy, he sends out an open invitation to both the player and the school to join the show.

    Get ready for laughs, hype, and maybe a few booby traps—it’s a collector’s quest you don’t want to miss.

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • 185 - Breaking News! America Needs A Nap!
    Sep 24 2025

    This week Bryan and Mario are back with a lighter vibe than last time’s deep Charlie Kirk dive, but that doesn’t mean the takes aren’t sharp. The boys break down how free speech seems to be getting dragged through the mud in America, and wonder why late-night talk show hosts are falling off the map one by one—is it just bad ratings, or is there something bigger at play?

    Bryan also proudly reveals his latest splurge: merch from an Eastern Michigan football player with a last name wild enough to make you do a double take. Add in some real talk about love, being more domestic with your partner, and the unveiling of a brand-new Legal Aliens Podcast merch item that’s definitely going to stir up reactions, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts fun, spicy, and unpredictable.

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 184 - Accountability & Charlie Kirk
    Sep 14 2025

    This week, Bryan and Mario switch things up with a more serious tone, focusing on just two big topics that deserved their full attention.

    The first hour is all about health and diet improvement, as the boys share their current gym routines, how they’ve been changing what they eat, and what they’ve learned from the live chat about different medications that could help with metabolism and weight loss. From uncovering the hidden sugar in fruit parfaits to breaking down what Retatrutide is, the conversation is packed with insight and takeaways anyone can use.

    Then, in the second hour, the discussion shifts to the biggest story in America: the assassination of political activist Charlie Kirk. Bryan and Mario examine how his death has intensified political division, why some people are disturbingly celebrating a life lost, and how free speech is being twisted into something dangerous in the ongoing culture wars. It’s a raw, thoughtful conversation about the state of America today, and one that the guys felt was important to have.

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    2 hrs and 29 mins
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