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The Legal Aliens Podcast

The Legal Aliens Podcast

By: Bryan Ruiz & Mario Parody
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Born 2021 in Southwest Detroit, we dive into personal growth, explore current events, and engage in some interviews, all through the lens of people simply trying to live life.

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  • 180 - Don't Get Caught Lackin', or Coldplay Will Catch You in 4K!
    Jul 20 2025

    This week, Bryan and Mario dive headfirst into the swirling chaos of corporate scandal and pop culture mayhem. First up? The CEO of Astronomer and the head of HR get caught in a steamy bear hug on the Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert…and let’s just say the Human Resources irony is off the charts. Now the CEO’s soon-to-be ex-wife is lawyering up, and we’re calculating just how many Tesla's and lake houses she’s about to walk away with.

    Then, is this the end of late-night as we know it? With Stephen Colbert reportedly on the chopping block at CBS, Bryan and Mario debate what’s killing the format — and who (if anyone) can save it.

    In a more somber moment, they honor the legendary daredevil Felix Baumgartner, who once jumped from space and now leaps into the history books after his passing. RIP to a man who laughed in the face of gravity.

    To round things out, Mario — hyped for his weekend escape to Holland, Michigan — brings a list of the most oddly delightful U.S. towns named after faraway lands. Ever been to Paris… Texas? Dublin… Ohio? Or maybe you’re more of a Cairo, Illinois kinda listener.

    It’s gossip, goodbyes, and global geography all in one beautifully chaotic episode.

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • 179 - Employee CRASH OUT!!! 👀
    Jul 13 2025

    After a much-needed month of sun, travel, and dodging knife-wielding McDonalds co-workers (not them thankfully), Bryan and Mario are finally back behind the mics! In this chaotic comeback episode, the duo dives into why they’re once again recording virtually — spoiler: it involves wanting to have full house usage again, and not exactly arm scratching, suspect posing, and a very shaky Wi-Fi connection.

    They also hatch some early (and highly debatable) plans for a permanent studio, because who needs structure when you’ve got vibes? And naturally, the conversation spirals into a rant-filled deep dive about how buying video games in 2025 has become less "fun hobby" and more "epic quest worthy of a fantasy saga."

    It’s messy, it’s mildly therapeutic, and it’s definitely The Legal Aliens. Tune in — they're a little sunburnt, slightly traumatized, and 100% back

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • 177 - Crackheads Deserve More Recognition w/ 7Spittah
    May 18 2025

    We’re out here putting respect on the names of crackheads who’ve survived more boss battles than your favorite anime character. We’re just here to give them their crown.

    Hood spots with bulletproof glass and five-star flavor. If it’s greasy, sketchy, and made by someone’s auntie with a Bluetooth in her ear, we’re reviewing it.

    Music? Yeah, we talk about that too. Not that “let’s unpack the lyrics” podcast crap. We’re here for songs that make you ugly dance, wall slide, or text your ex at 2 AM. If it got a dumb hook, bad autotune, and a fire beat, we’re bumping it.

    And then there’s the real talk. Does having Black friends give you the pass, or are you just playing with your life? Would we make good pimps?

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    1 hr and 45 mins

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