Episodes

  • Scary Jungle walkthroughs, Presidential Ball pits, & How does one properly talk like a pirate?
    Jul 15 2025

    Doctors, professors, and murder hornets—oh my! This episode the lads spiral through dog codependency, Disneyland popcorn secrets, the true origin of pirate talk. Also: Gilligan’s role in eternal damnation, cartoon anvils and much much more. Welcome to the ball pit of madness.

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    41 mins
  • Walt-amatronics, Leapin’ Lemmings, & Universals Spielberg Spending Spree
    Jul 1 2025

    Trevor and Dave are back—one with a busted back, the other with a knee brace—and things quickly spiral from aches and pains into a galaxy of chaos. This episode covers everything from Tiki to robot Walt Disney, and Spielberg’s legendary theme park hustle.

    They dive into Andor and the tonal whiplash of A New Hope, but that's just the beginning. You’ll also hear:

    • Tiki Oasis announcements
    • 🤖 Robot Walt & the uncanny valley
    • 🍿 Popcorn hot takes & frozen custard slander
    • 🧟‍♂️ Avatar land confusion
    • 😱 A Disney lemming revelation
    • 💥 Plus: mob ties, Pee-wee nostalgia, tiki artist conspiracy theories
      And much much more!
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    46 mins
  • Mousin’ around Kansas City, Mario Kart sabotage, & Uncle Walt's Bench Collection
    Jun 15 2025

    Join the lads as they discuss: BBQ in gas stations, hungover grading sessions, and accidentally stalking Walt Disney’s old houses. Jess makes a noble Mario Kart sacrifice at a brewery where a live jazz band plays the soundtrack in real-time.

    They also pay tribute to Brian Wilson, break down Disney films badly and dive into early Walt Disney history—including a visit to the legendary Laugh-O-Gram Studio and Walt’s last Kansas City home. Plus: Mr. Beast rents Disneyland, the truth about Katzenberg and The Lion King, and so much more.

    This episode sponsored by the fantastic WDW & DLR Magazines

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    47 mins
  • E.T. Gets Thirsty, Taking chairs from Toons, & Discount Jungle Seafood Stew
    Jun 2 2025

    From baby river ducks to self-driving taxis and forgotten E.T. subplots, this episode takes more twists than the Nile.

    Join the lads as they dive into:

    • Ancestry.com rabbit holes (spoiler: everyone was a farmer)
    • Tiki Room bathrooms
    • Groucho Marx’s swingin' grave neighbor
    • The lost subplot where E.T. tries to date Elliot’s mom (no, really)
    • Disney break room mis-haps
    • A Disney movie ending that no social worker signed off on
    • Philosophical musings on the Cars universe

    And so much more

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    43 mins
  • Doc’s DeLorean Deductible, The Macarena Awakens, & Super-Money-Abu-Dhabi-Disney-alidocious
    May 15 2025

    This episode, the lads tackle: College finals, Three theme parks in one month, the painful realization that Knott’s Berry Farm might actually be Earth’s closest point to the sun, and much more.

    Along the way:

    • Universal Fan Fest may have out-Disneyed Disney.
    • The Macarena beats out John Williams for the first time ever.
    • Meeting C-3PO in person absolutely undoes years of childhood trauma. Almost.

    It’s Heat Islands, Hill Valleys. and existential chaos — just another Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride of an episode.

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    50 mins
  • Solid Gold Babies, Punched in your Dark Universe, & The Haunting of Post Malone
    May 1 2025

    This week, we sip from the Holy Grail (okay, it’s a Japanese beer cup), explore theme park trauma (Universal’s nut-busting coaster design, we’re looking at you), and go deep on cursed objects—like the time Post Malone got possibly haunted via shoulder contact.
    We also ride the Hogwarts Express, review Hagrid’s rollercoaster, debate who really deserves the Millennium Falcon pilot seat, and relive Disneyland ghost stories involving, projectors, and maybe a Shop-Vac full of grandma. All this and so much more

    🎢 Follow, subscribe, and maybe wear a cup next time you visit Universal

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    33 mins
  • The BengHELL BBQ, Hot Sauce Challenge
    Apr 15 2025

    So, funny story, Dr. Skipper and I recorded a real fun episode and when i went to edit it, I found i didn't select our microphones! So no useable audio was recorded. Rookie move on my part. But all is not lost! We didn't want to leave you hip skips and shriners empty-handed. So we're releasing edited audio from last years Hot Ones hot sauce challenge as todays episode. Listen to Jesstasmic ask us awesome Patreon supporter questions as we try our best to answer them through hot sauce induced pain and hallucinations. Hit it Skip!

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    34 mins
  • Jungle Methane Monsters, Mind Elves Make Me Happy, & Release the Mechanical Ellen
    Apr 1 2025

    Join the lads as they discuss: The Methane monster, Top Disney snacks, and Marvel’s stacked Doomsday cast. Plus: Tiki travels, Snow White Whiners, Dave's Disneyland magazine debut, Fun Disney Movie Translations, and the eternal question—fix the bathroom or buy Lady Gaga tickets? All this and much much more.

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    38 mins