Episodes

  • Queen Mary's Rusty Bottom, Is Prince Eric ok?, & Jerry the Chimps Big Adventure
    Nov 1 2025

    Trevor and David are back with another wild ride of an episode—starting with "Wait-Times” for your desk (yes, really), and ending with the legend of Jerry the Chimp from a pre-Disneyland “The Jungle” in Anaheim. Along the way, they unpack some wild plans for WestCOT Center, and the Queen Mary’s slow-motion sink into chaos.

    There’s Tiki-a-Go-Go hype, Haunted Mansion trivia that’ll melt your Doom Buggy-loving mind, Mermaid brainwashing, and Cajun Turkeys. Also: Trevor’s job news, mystery box giveaways, ancient strip-club history lessons, and why Disney+ documentaries feel like hostage videos.

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    39 mins
  • Dadventureland, Vampire Hulks, & Grimm Disney Fairytales
    Oct 15 2025

    Trevor and David return to the mic for a wild ride through the Disney multiverse of mayhem.

    This week’s episode cruises from a retirement-home Sinatra serenade to the “officially unofficial” Anaheim Halloween Parade broadcast. Along the way, the guys rant about how Disney turned witty skipper improv into Dadventureland, reminisce about Universal Studios’ weirdest theme park moments, and debate whether Walt’s Apartment or Tarzan’s Treehouse makes the better post-apocalyptic hideout.

    Plus: tornado sightings, the bizarrely dark origins of classic Grimm fairytales, and much more!

    Use code JUNGLE10 for 10% off subscriptions or merch, from this episodes sponsor WDW Magazine—the collectible way to keep the magic on your coffee table.

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    43 mins
  • Disney Queue Cloggers, 110 year old Beach Bunnies, & the Furby that wouldn’t die.
    Sep 15 2025

    Three years in and somehow we’re getting weirder, in the best way. We kick off with Taco Bell’s Y2K menu (double down on the double-decker), a Furby that will not die, and Jess’s spooky-cool “Bottle-yaga” for Knott’s Into the Fog. David returns from a cross-country odyssey (Marceline pilgrim badge unlocked) plus an Angels Flight joyride and a spicy modern-art rant (banana, meet wall). We swap EPCOT lore from the man behind “Drinking Around the World,” then dive into park reality: line-cutting mega-squads, DIY Lightning Lane scams, and why Disney’s feeling more two-tier than ever.

    Also: introduce yourself to the Lincoln Challenge (stand like the animatronic—no hands, no lawsuits), a Star Tours hat caper, and a Patreon tease for our two-part Marceline video drop. It’s tangents, tiki, and just enough chaos to keep the Jungle boat afloat.

    Rate, review, and tag us with #LincolnChallenge.

    Use code JUNGLE10 for 10% off subscriptions or merch, from this episodes sponsor WDW Magazine—the glossy, collectible way to keep the magic on your coffee table.

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    45 mins
  • Skyway Spartan Kicks, Dinner with Eisner, and Casey Jr's coming off the tracks
    Sep 1 2025

    The lads welcome special guest Tim Kelly this episode for a whirlwind of Disneyland in the ’70s, from speeding Casey Jr. trains and Skyway shenanigans to fireworks misfires and Tinker Bell crash landings. Tim also dives into his days as a pitcher, scout, and coach with the Dodgers and Angels — including unforgettable moments at Dodgers Fantasy Camp with Joe Walsh of the Eagles, stories of big-band nights at the park, and Michael Eisner’s quirky Angels era. It’s trains, tunes, and trouble all rolled into one.

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    43 mins
  • Deadhead episode: Aladdin's Oasis Heist, Cast Member Habits, & Indiana Jones and the Temple of Spencer Gifts
    Aug 15 2025

    From Hitler’s car in Orange County to an Oceans 11-style heist at Aladdin’s Oasis , this episode’s got it all—Disney history, legendary Jungle Cruise pranks, and a few rants about live-action remakes & neon snakes in Indiana Jones. Plus, the weird cast member habits we just can’t shake.

    Laughs, chaos, and a little backstage mischief all in a days work in, The Jungle

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    44 mins
  • MyPillow Walt, Barstool Brothels, & The Matterhorn is a dangerous place to be-headed
    Aug 1 2025

    The lads return with a tiki-fueled tales of: summer brain fog, terrifying theme park rides, and a very unexpected encounter at Vegas’ Golden Tiki. They dive into the new Walt Disney animatronic at Disneyland—does it honor the man or haunt your dreams? (he has a pillow for that). Plus: a punk rock museum detour, brutal tiki bar opinions (sorry, Palm Springs), and how Jungle Cruise jokes still come in handy at Costco. If you love Disney parks, tiki culture, or just laughing at weird Vegas stories, this is the episode is for you.

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    48 mins
  • Scary Jungle walkthroughs, Presidential Ball pits, & How does one properly talk like a pirate?
    Jul 15 2025

    Doctors, professors, and murder hornets—oh my! This episode the lads spiral through dog codependency, Disneyland popcorn secrets, the true origin of pirate talk. Also: Gilligan’s role in eternal damnation, cartoon anvils and much much more. Welcome to the ball pit of madness.

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    41 mins
  • Walt-amatronics, Leapin’ Lemmings, & Universals Spielberg Spending Spree
    Jul 1 2025

    Trevor and Dave are back—one with a busted back, the other with a knee brace—and things quickly spiral from aches and pains into a galaxy of chaos. This episode covers everything from Tiki to robot Walt Disney, and Spielberg’s legendary theme park hustle.

    They dive into Andor and the tonal whiplash of A New Hope, but that's just the beginning. You’ll also hear:

    • Tiki Oasis announcements
    • 🤖 Robot Walt & the uncanny valley
    • 🍿 Popcorn hot takes & frozen custard slander
    • 🧟‍♂️ Avatar land confusion
    • 😱 A Disney lemming revelation
    • 💥 Plus: mob ties, Pee-wee nostalgia, tiki artist conspiracy theories
      And much much more!
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    46 mins