Episodes

  • EP 259: Meme Tier List
    May 26 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who REFUSES to be Italian in the bedroom, a creepy mechanic looking for his "payment" from a woman, a boyfriend who has been faking his girlfriend's nightmares, a listener who had a professor outed for HEINOUS crimes, a person not invited to their maid of honor's wedding, and a husband who message his wife's abusive ex for old photos. We also create a tier list of memes throughout the years! This episode is sponsored by: Spot&Tango! Go to SpotandTango.com/Judgies and use code Judgies to get FIFTY PERCENT off your first order! ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠ Story Links: GF Refuses to be Italian DELETED Creepy Mechanic Pretend Nightmares DELETED Not Invited to Wedding Accidental Hookup with Friend Husband's Ex's Photos Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 7:03 GF Refuses to be Italian 15:31 Creepy Mechanic 23:54 Pretend Nightmares 29:58 Break 32:06 CJ: Tier Ranking Memes 51:47 LS Sound 54:28 LS Story 1:05:46 Not Invited to Wedding 1:17:48 Accidently Banged 1:22:48 Husband's Ex Nudes 1:26:48 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Ep 258: Finding a New Insult
    May 19 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also go over some insults to try to find one that BITES in this week's circle jurdge. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/Judgies to save $20 on your first order and free shipping! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠ Story Links: Husband said “why did I ever marry you” out of nowhere… My (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies, and they claim they didn't know. TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:01 Husband From Friends 23:36 Clam Smoothie 35:48 AirPods Interview 42:28 Break 44:27 CJ: How Offended Are You? 59:23 LS Sound 1:03:29 LS Story 1:09:52 Poop Scale 1:30:27 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Ep 257: Eating Period Sock Rice
    May 12 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: two sides of the same divorce story, a person who pavlov'd their boyfriend with M&M's, a person eating a struggle meal consisting of period sock rice, a listener who was messaging a stranger on snapchat, and a father who wanted to punish his son for losing a coat. We also go over foods that Josh thinks are better than they are. ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠ Story Links: My wife wants a divorce after I asked her to help me in the yard. What should I do? Married with two toddlers and need advice on husband who thinks I don’t contribute equally AITAH for “training” a guy “like a dog”? TIFU by eating my girlfriend’s period rice sock DELETED AITA for telling my son that he should wear his sisters old coat to school DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 9:03 Double Feature: Divorce 23:30 Pavloving Boyfriend 31:23 Period Rice Sock 39:12 Break 41:14 CJ: Over Rated Foods 51:43 LS Sound 52:48 Lister Submission 59:28 Wearing Sisters Coat 1:08:54 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep 256: Corn on Macabre
    May 5 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: a person finding out their boyfriend posted about them on reddit, a girlfriend who always wants to be in the bathroom when a guy pees, a husband who regrets marrying his wife and tells her about it, a favor making a wife look like a fool, a marriage ending over something in the past, and a dad being caught with a 16 year old. We also have a listener who had their car broken into and a surprise left for them, along with the return of Auroraisms/Jokes that Didn't Land This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/judgies10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠ Story Links: My bf posted about me on Reddit Girlfriend always wants to be in bathroom when I pee My Husband Regrets Marrying Me My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. Would you end a marriage over something that happened years ago? My mom caught my dad with a 16yo and covered it up Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 3:47 BF Posted About Me 13:21 Husband Regrets Marriage 18:19 Wife Is Done 35:02 Break 37:42 CJ: Aurora-isms/Work Jokes 46:32 LS Sound 42:14 LS Story 58:45 Wretched Husband 1:08:04 Awful Parents 1:14:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Ep 255: Twerp, Dork, Geek
    Apr 28 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: a guy who makes his coworker uncomfortable by being a pos creep, a husband who keeps getting dirtier and dirtier against his wife's wishes, a listener who ended up with brown stains on their butt, a listener who got caught vomming in a bathroom mid tiktok dance, a person who gets catfished in Ireland, and a wife who may or may not be farting. We also go over our take of "F Marry Kill" with "Twerp, Dork, Geek" This episode is sponsored by: Spot and Tango! Check out SpotandTango.com/ judgies and use code judgies to get fifty percent off your first order! Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and save money TODAY at ⁠RocketMoney.com/Judgies⁠ ⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠ ⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠ ⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠ Story Links: Weird Coworker Husband Poops Himself Have I been catfished in the weirdest way possible? Wife Farting DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 12:32 Weird Coworker 24:05 Husband Poops Himself 42:15 Break 45:53 CJ: Twerp, Dork, Geek 1:02:23 LS Sound 1:03:13 LS: Brown Pants Stain 1:12:35 LS: Puke Story 1:13:33 Catfish Story 1:28:29 Wife Farting 1:38:25 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • Ep 254: Faking an Allergy
    Apr 21 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: a guy who accidentally faked an allergy and it's coming back to haunt him, a dad who cannot keeps his hands to his friggin self, a couple almost getting a divorce over a baby name, and some one who "drugged" a woman at a family bbq. We also complete the annual pissbaby draft! This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/JUDGIES to save $20 on your first order and free shipping! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Fake Allergy Very Weird Dad DELETED Divorcing Over Baby Name AITAH for “drugging” my cousins wife at a family bbq? DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 10:43 Fake Allergy 19:57 Very Weird Dad 31:51 Break 35:36 CJ: JUDGIES DRAFT 53:03 LS Sound 54:54 LS Story 1:01:37 Divorcing Over Baby Name 1:10:33 "Drugging" Cousin's Wife 1:15:01 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Ep 253: Granny Panties
    Apr 14 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: someone who is pretending their sone isn't queer, a poorly timed vet visit, someone confused about bears and dogs, a girlfriend who doesn't understand that she was in the wrong, a listener who found her partner's secret account, and a guy doing his best "buddy the Elf" homage. We also go over the best and worse names for underwear! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Pretending Son Isn't Queer Funny Situation at the Vet Stuff clients say Girlfriend isn't the Victim DELETED Fake Kid Needed Fake kid/Pissed Wife: Epilogue Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:22 Pretending Son Isn't Queer 17:44 Funny Situation at the Vet 24:10 "Stuff That Clients Say" 30:19 Girlfriend isn't the Victim 38:48 Break 39:15 CJ: Ranking Underwear Names 59:13 LS Sound 1:01:32 LS: Chaterbate 1:26:19 Fake Kid Needed 1:41:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Ep 252: Suspicious Bug Bite
    Apr 7 2025
    In this episode, we talk about: a wife who has a very suspicious bug bite after going to Vegas, a guy getting upset over some boobies, new neighbors who have an uncomfortably close past, a listener who didn't know what to do with a bathroom jug, a wife who is caught cheating at a dinner, and a guy who figures out how to fix his ailments. We also have some unfair trivia in the circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh! Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at HelloFresh.com/judgies10fm. Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and save money TODAY at RocketMoney.com/Judgies Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Wife's "Bug Bite" Angry Over Some Boobies Dating Someone's Husband Cheating Wife DELETED Rib-gasm Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 6:17 Wife's "Bug Bite" 20:07 Angry Over Some Boobies 27:21 Dating Someone's Husband 31:39 Break 33:31 CJ: Unfair Trivia 46:22 LS Sound 51:09 LS: Bathroom Jug 1:06:19 Cheating Wife 1:13:10 Rib-gasm 1:17:16 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 24 mins