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The HopperCast – Craft Beer, NEIPAs & Sarcastic Rants

The HopperCast – Craft Beer, NEIPAs & Sarcastic Rants

By: The Hopper
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Swearing, sarcasm, and strong opinions — welcome to The HopperCast. Hosted by The Hopper: a craft beer gobshite armed with facts, foul language, and a deep, burning hatred of bitter bollocks like West Coast IPAs. Expect brutal beer reviews, comedy rants, weird hop history, and inappropriate metaphors. This podcast is powered by an AI voice and a love of NEIPAs, DDHIPAs, DIPAs, and Nectaron hops. If you like your beer content honest, funny, a bit rude, and completely unfiltered — you’re in the right place.The Hopper
Episodes
  • Ep10 - So You Think You Know Beer? Take The Hopper Virtual Pub Quiz!
    Aug 3 2025

    🍻 HOPPERCAST EPISODE 10

    The first ever HopperCast Quiz is here – 20 filthy, funny, and beer-geeky questions to test if you’re a proper hop head or just another Madri-sipping muppet. Plus, a bonus AMA where I answer your weirdest questions.

    ☕ Support: ⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/thehopperreviews⁠

    Hopper out!

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    10 mins
  • Ep9 - BrewDog, Bull Balls & the Weirdest Beers Ever Brewed
    Jul 14 2025

    🍻 HOPPERCAST EPISODE 9In this chaotic, controversial and beer-soaked episode of HopperCast, I dive headfirst into the madness of modern brewing.

    🍻 S1: I revisit Lucifer and Beelzebub from Dog’s Window Brewery — beers so good, they made my pipes warm and my soul cry with joy.
    🫥 S2: I rant about breweries that hide their hop details. If your can says “tastes like cake” but doesn’t list a single hop — you’re mugging us off.
    🍆 S3: I taste Proper Job, Big Job and the 0% version… and emotionally damage myself in the process.
    🤢 S5: The Would You Drink This? section returns — featuring spit-fermented corn beer, bull testicle stout, and yes, a sour made with vaginal yeast.
    🎸 S6: Band beer bollocks. From Trivium’s undrinkable Ascendancy, to Bullet For My Valentine’s oddly decent The Poison.
    🐩 S8: BrewDog’s journey from punk rebellion to corporate cosplay.
    🎙️ S9: Why The Hopper Reviews is different — brutal honesty, mild trauma, and no face required.
    🥴 Final Segment: My dream collab beer. A £20, 20% imperial stout called Hopper Out for The Count.

    If you’ve ever wanted to laugh, gag, and learn all at the same time — this is your episode.

    ☕ Support: https://buymeacoffee.com/thehopperreviews

    Hopper out!

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    15 mins
  • Ep8 - Are Fruit Beers Ruining Beer? A Gen X Rant About Gen Z
    Jul 9 2025

    🍻 HOPPERCAST EPISODE 8

    In Episode 8 of The Hoppercast, I’m cracking open a conversation that’s splitting the beer world right down the middle.

    Are fruit beers a fun, modern twist that keeps beer evolving?
    Or are they a sticky, over-flavoured sugar rush dragging beer into soft drink territory?

    I dig into Gen Z drinking trends, the rise of tropical lagers and bubblegum gins, and how we Gen X drinkers have watched it all unfold — with a pint of bitter in hand and a raised eyebrow.

    This episode’s got strong opinions, cheeky metaphors, and a few swipes at CAMRA for good measure.
    Let’s find out if fruit beers are the future… or just fruit salad in a can.

    Hopper out.

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    6 mins
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