The Holiday Cycle - MCP 11-27-25
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The Holiday Cycle - MCP 11-27-25
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I rant about how every holiday in Miami is a coordinated attack on your abs, your bank account, and your sanity, then accidentally discover that the only real path to wealth is sobriety, celibacy, and avoiding Art Basel wristbands.(00:00) Warming Up the Turkey Thoughts
(00:52) The Real Miami Thanksgiving Menu, Featuring Zero Turkey
(01:51) Eating Like a Menace and Surviving Your Family
(03:09) Latino Holiday Mode, Powered by Pork and Chaos
(04:24) Card Games, Generational Trauma, and Slapping the Table
(06:45) Fake New Year Resolutions While Amazon Empties Your Wallet
(09:52) Art Basel, Wristband Scams, and Miami’s Party Hunger Games
(12:10) Valentine’s Day, Miami Women, and Going Broke for Love
(14:11) Spring Break, Fourth of July, and Every Other Reason You Black Out
(22:41) Considering Opting Out of Holidays Forever
(24:49) Comedy Shows, Coaching Brags, and Miami Nightlife Wins
(27:19) Wrapping Up and Begging You to Follow on Socials