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The History Of Farts

The History Of Farts

By: Professor Pottington
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Welcome to The History of Farts — the podcast where every toot tells a tale! Some facts are real, some are totally made up, and all are hilariously stinky. Perfect for curious kids who love to laugh and learn!

So grab your nose, the fun now starts, come explore 'The History Of Farts'

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Episodes
  • DJ Drop A Deuce, Aristotle’s Air, and a Fart Fact
    Mar 6 2026

    Get ready for a musical, scientific, and fart-filled journey in this fun episode of The History of Farts! We kick things off with an amazing fart fact — did you know farts can sound different depending on your posture? That’s right! Sit, stand, or crouch, and your farts might just surprise you with new sounds!

    Then, we’ve got an exciting fake ad for the Toot Tracker 3000 — the gadget that helps you track who made the mystery fart in the room. Can you solve the case?

    In Toot Tales, we go back to ancient Greece with Aristotle! Did you know that Aristotle helped lay the groundwork for understanding sound waves? He didn’t know it at the time, but his theories about air pressure and vibrations were key to the science of toots!

    And, of course, Guess the Fart! Can you guess which fart came from DJ Drop A Deuce after his post-lunch jam session? Plus, you’ll learn the truth about a fart myth that was busted — what happens if you hold in a fart?

    Packed with science, giggles, and funky beats, this episode proves that farting can be musical, educational, and always hilarious!

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    7 mins
  • Whoopee Cushions and Nana’s Noises
    Feb 20 2026

    In this fart-tastic episode of The History of Farts, Professor Pootington explores the hilarious history of the whoopee cushion, the classic prank that makes everyone laugh! Learn how this inflatable marvel works using air pressure and vibrations to create the perfect fart sound.

    Then, it’s time for Guess the Fart, featuring the one and only Nana! After her delicious Sunday dinner, Nana’s noises are anything but quiet. Can you guess which one comes from her after that big feast?

    Plus, get ready for an amazing fart fact of the day: Did you know that the longest fart on record lasted for 2 minutes and 42 seconds?! That’s right — over 2 minutes of uninterrupted gas! So next time someone asks if you’re the King of Toots, just say, “Well, I’m working on my record!”

    Packed with laughter, quirky fart facts, and fun sound effects, this episode proves that farting is always fun — especially when it’s Nana making the noise!

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    6 mins
  • Speedy Toots and Isaac’s Gravity Fart
    Feb 13 2026

    In this gassy episode of The History of Farts, Professor Pootington dives into the speed of farts, proving that some toots are faster than you think! 💨

    Kids will learn that the average fart travels at 10 feet per second, plus hear the story of how Isaac Newton discovered gravity — all thanks to a fart and an apple! 🍏💨

    Benny Bubblepants joins the Toot Hotline with an important question, and we’ll wrap up with an exciting round of Guess the Fart — including a mystery sound from our “Zooming Fart” expert! 🚀

    And don’t miss the Poot-Proof Pants ad, a must-have for every gassy adventurer! 😂

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    6 mins
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