Today we kicked off a beautiful Friday by playing "Airport Bingo," then delved into the story TAKING OVER the internet - the tech CEO who was busted cheating, thanks to the "kiss cam" at a Coldplay concert! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to hear what your catchphrase is, or the thing people always say that drives you nuts!

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Most people drink coffee, but now some are taking it in the rear! Some guy held a funeral for his "swimmers" after getting a vasectomy, and Rick is getting annoyed by how bad TV is in summer. Some women on TikTok are using Sharpies for makeup, and we discovered a shocking poll where 43% of people say they'd LEAVE their partner / spouse for a million bucks!

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The boys are back in town! Rick & Dave reconvened after a week and talked about Boomers being rude in restaurants, a guy's battle with his HOA over handing out water in Arizona, and the new technique women in New York City are resorting to, to pick up men. UNO is coming to Vegas! And Dave hit the local McDonald's to scoop up a Big Mac to attempt the long-awaited "Big Mac Challenge!"

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Dave was hosting solo for one more day, and found a girl online freaking out about the new Superman being a former classmate of hers. A 5-year-old went on a massive shopping spree over Prime Day, some grandpa has been hitting on younger ladies in parking lots, and a new study claims even retirees get stressed about Mondays! And going off the heels of that embarrassing Rick Springfield interview last week on the Today Show, Dave hit the phones to hear when you yawned at an inopportune moment...

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Happy Friday! Today Dave felt bad for Rick Springfield who walked into a clueless Today Show interview, some investor in Cleveland is drawing heat for his billboards, and Dave's been falling asleep to old baseball games and was struck by one of the sponsors. He went on a rant, over internet browsers trying to take over the computer, and the BIG (Mac) moment of the show was attempting to find a local McDonald's to make a breakfast exception at 7 in the morning next week, for the "Big Mac Challenge!" Find out how his ambush went right here...

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Rick's on vaca, so Dave celebrated National Pina Colada Day by discovering the twist ending in the song! He also found two men who could be the final boss of "Florida Men," Apple is cracking down on people having phone sex over FaceTime, and it's Day 3 of Prime Day so he hit the phones to hear about times your KIDS got ahold of the credit card for a shopping spree!

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Rick had an incident at the dentist so Dave was holding it down solo today, and kicked things off with a missing Ronald McDonald! Some boyfriend was exposed as a very bad one, thanks to a fitness competition, cat lovers now have a website to sleep to, and Dave hit the phones to have people explain their jobs to him as if he was a five-year-old!

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This morning Rick found a challenge for Dave to take on in the near future, a woman freaked out at her gender reveal, and a new side-hustle some woman came up with in NYC is actually genius. People on shrooms are turning to ChapGPT during their trips, we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and tackled a rather serious topic for once: should parents stay together for the kids or get a divorce? Enjoy!

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