Welcome to the first Great EscAPE episode! A podcast that makes a lighthearted attempt to talk about Meme stocks, the Apes, AMC, GME, Naked shorting, Darkpool and so much more! This is a bit of fun by two smooth brained Apes from northern England, UK.

Topics rambled about in this episode:

• Why are we doing this?

• What on earth is a meme stock?

• Naked shorting, PFoF, Darkpools, and Short Interest (SI)

• Gary (Gazza the Daddy) Gensler

• Evergrande collapse (likely start of the next financial crash)

• Donny the Yahoo Finance Admin

• Donny the Iceberg Research Admin

• Jimmy Shill

• and much much more!

We're new at this so go nicely, listen and if you like, please subscribe for more ramblings on mad men!

You'll find both of us on Twitter @HandedDiamond @SamBigHair

Lighthearted, smooth brained and hopefully funny take on this week's activities in Ape land and meme stocks.

This week we talk about butthole sunning, Trey Trades, Ariana Grande's favorite Chinese property developer, Evergrande, the SEC and the missing GME report, Donny the intern, Adam Aaron and Elon Musk twitter bromance and other stonking nonsense! All fueled by a wee drop of whisky!

Thank you for your support last week, hundreds of new listeners! We love you!! Slightly longer this week as it's been bonkers in Ape land! This week we cover, 'Liar liar, Kenny's pants on fire!', Vlad ending up as a prison 'love pocket', Wheeeeeere's Donny!? Evergrande's chairman's $8 billion pocket money bonanza, Yellen, yelling, Republicans saving the US economy (We're kidding!!), Married men need to pull out more, 16 million di*k pics, Jerome 'the pu**y pounder' Powell, and Michael Burry (French Resistance Leader).

Our first guest on the show! Big thank you to Rach (@dogegirl_420) for joining us, getting smashed, and talking stonks! This week was a lot of fun!

This week was brought mostly together with whisky and p*rn references! Show has been edited down as the original was nearly two hours long (we blame Rach!) ;)

We cover, Kenny's canned applause, Rach peeing herself, flybys on Citadels and SEC's New York buildings, Donny throwing everyone under a bus, using Gr*nder and P*rnhub as messaging platforms, Chicago hates Kenny, Rep. David Scott going full retard, ApesStrongTogether Documentary, Melissa Lee's attempt at mass FUD, Nancy Pelosi v Elizabeth Warren, Evergrande has a new star teammate, people choking on AMC and a plea for help to find the SEC and the missing GME report!

Massive thank you for the thousands of downloads last week! We're blown away by how quickly we've grown and we can't thank you enough. Please subscribe, rate and if you have 30 seconds, leave a nice review!

Ep 5 of The Great EscAPE podcast baby!! Big thank you for the thousands of downloads last week! We're still blown away by the support you guys are giving us! Big love! New website and Instagram account!

This week we're talking about, Pres. evil vendetta on Citadel, Gamestop teasing us with NFT butt hurt on Kenny's birthday! Banner suggestions for Kat Stryker, Nancy P's high-class escort escapades, Evergrande sinkhole, 18th Oct MOASS date, Everyone in meltdown, Big banks stub crypTO, Cryptic messages from GME, new podcast earworms, "Crime and Lies", kicking of multiple cans, Charles Gasparino is a cock, hot toddies, head colds, and ever-present Whisky drinking!

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Sorry we missed last week, Col decided to be selfish and he went on holiday, Sam sat there for two days awaiting the podcast call that never came, sat in his own excrement and personal 'excitement'!

With that in mind, the podcast this week is essentially two podcasts in one and is a one-off slightly longer version (sorry, not sorry!) Lots covered! Including:

SEC report...meh, shorts are still short, Sam is in the dog house, DWAC paddy wack its a trap! Shibby! Dude, Sweet!, Friday bloodbath, Citadel runs themselves over in front of 66 thousand people live! Yoshi Yellen Mario Yelling! Assassin Creed dicks rated, Peter and Liz sitting in a tree, T-R-A-D-I-N-G!, Fidelity swings, Ben verses Yen, Jimmy and Chuckles are Treys pray! 4x China syndrome, Cosmic's weaner helicopters are cleared for takeoff, Kenny G (Sax God), Gamestop teases, DVF candy for free, Floating logs, Ariana Grande verses Teeny Tiny Hermione, Dalai Lama snorting coke of a hooker's ass! and much much more!

Lots of people to thank this week, and a massive thank you to the thousands of downloads so far!

Love Col and Sam! Shibby!!!

Part 1 of 2 - Slightly different but very special podcast this week, we went live into space with CosmicLightningWarrior and joined his live Youtube stream to talk stonks, talk gaming, and drink whisky!

This week we covered, 5 days of green, anyone seen the SEC? Crime & Lies, Hedgies lose $2.7B, Anchorage Capital short #AMC, FUD turned up to 11, Waynes World Cramer, NFT/Loopring to the moon with Method Man driving, tanning b*ttholes, DRS processed in Col’s room, Wetbush gets soggy, which Hedgie holds the flaming turd? Cosmic kicking corruption in the nuts! Front bums, US sports v UK sports, Global Ape community! Listening to Wu Tang, Gargling Cosmic’s beans! Squid Game Coin – Red light! Panic in the MOASS, Han Solo feeling jacked t*tties, Post MOASS convo, spanking, Wife changing money, and INFINITE RISK!!!

The whole stream was captured on Cosmic's YouTube channel live over at https://youtu.be/SAEKa_AjjrM so go like, subscribe his channel and enjoy some brilliant stonks and gaming footage that Cosmic puts out every week!!

Go follow Cosmic on Twitter (@LightninWarrior) and over on his Youtube channel (CosmicLightningWarrior)

Part 2 of 2 - Slightly different but very special podcast this week, we went live into space with CosmicLightningWarrior and joined his live Youtube stream to talk stonks, talk gaming, and drink whisky!

Part 2, by now we were very very drunk, but in this episode, we covered (slurred), Crypto is a religion? Ben v Yen continued, Space cigars, Cosmic p*ssing, Getting (very) lost in the Metaverse, PC Gaming, Don’t do drugs kids, Zuckerberg on Meth, realistic s*x dolls, Alternate Carbon, The Big Short, Everyone has s*x!? No one can hear you scream in space, Cosmic takes the Nancy Pelosi quiz, Nancy is the Oracle! Corruption everywhere including Disney! Manchester loves Ariana Grande, Kenny lies, Shoddy steel from China, Evergrande madness, China v USA who blinks first? Is November the 15th it? Yoshi Yellen bails out BoA? We are Fightclub! Pineapples and Pampas Grass, Jingles, Here’s Donny! B hole is the key to everything!

The whole stream was captured on Cosmic's YouTube channel live over at https://youtu.be/SAEKa_AjjrM so go like, subscribe his channel and enjoy some brilliant stonks and gaming footage that Cosmic puts out every week!!

Go follow Cosmic on Twitter (@LightninWarrior) and over on his Youtube channel (CosmicLightningWarrior)