Episodes

  • Speed dealers, an unflattering carcass, cooked cookie buckets and gendered snoring

    Speed dealers, an unflattering carcass, cooked cookie buckets and gendered snoring
    Nov 26 2025
    We’re kicking off the 'F**k It, It’s Christmas' energy early - and it’s all happening. We unpack Brodie’s full transformation into wifey territory with her new man, along with her Official Sand Etiquette for the beach this summer. Plus, the ongoing AirDrop hassles pushing us to the brink, and the growing realisation that we need to book a rage room ASAP.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • You don’t need a big deposit or a partner to buy a house: busting the myths with Mortgages with Jenna

    You don’t need a big deposit or a partner to buy a house: busting the myths with Mortgages with Jenna
    Nov 20 2025
    This week we’re joined by the wonderful Jenna Carruthers, aka Mortgages with Jenna. We had her on the podcast a couple of years ago and she was so helpful that we had to get her back. If you’re thinking about buying a home, Jenna’s here to show you it doesn’t have to feel so scary or isolating. With over 18 years’ experience in financial services - and having bought, sold and built property herself - Jenna knows how overwhelming it can be. She’s built her own property portfolio both as a single woman and as a working mum and wife, so she truly understands the journey. Note: The information discussed is of a general nature only and does not constitute personalised advice. Every situation is unique, so for advice relevant to your circumstances, reach out to Jenna via mortgageswithjenna.co.nz
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    28 mins
  • We should be growling more, and we need to stop hating on pigeons. Plus Metallica, playing with ears, and elephant breasts

    We should be growling more, and we need to stop hating on pigeons. Plus Metallica, playing with ears, and elephant breasts
    Nov 19 2025
    This week, we learn how to vocal growl - and quite frankly, we should be doing more of it. We also discover that we need to stop hating on pigeons; they’ve been hard done by for too long, and it’s time to show them some love. We unpack all the weird, unhinged behaviours we had as children. And yes, we talk about elephant breasts, communal tables at restaurants, and the value of tomato relish. Plus, there’s a big box in the studio.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Toxic green beans, sexy chicken tenders, pooping in the bath, and bringing back house parties

    Toxic green beans, sexy chicken tenders, pooping in the bath, and bringing back house parties
    Nov 12 2025
    This week, we’ve got devastating green bean news for Producer Dave, we’re the official Emma Twigg fan club, and we’re wondering - have you ever thought about joining the circus? Plus, Brodie is leaning in and embracing Christmas this year, Caitlin’s trying to get out of a parking ticket, and Gracie’s tackling birthday party etiquette.
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • White fannies, feet pics, hard launches and apricot jam

    White fannies, feet pics, hard launches and apricot jam
    Nov 5 2025
    This week we’re dishing up hard launches, boobs, Tupperware wars, and asking the ultimate question - are boyfriends actually embarrassing? We also dive into why dubstep needs a comeback, and seriously… f*ck you, fireworks. Other highlights include babysitter foot-pic scandals and the debate: square vs round foods (because soup should always be in a round container). Plus, we decode Caitlin’s legendary “Piff” nickname and make the case for why penguins should officially be called ‘lil bishes.’
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Euro loos and naked baths, buzz cuts and perms, a fanny to the hole, and we’re officially cringe

    Euro loos and naked baths, buzz cuts and perms, a fanny to the hole, and we’re officially cringe
    Oct 29 2025
    You’ll find it hard to tell whether Brodie has actually been overseas in this episode, but there are plenty of stories - including a naked scrub-down with your best mate. We learn that buzz cuts are the crisis haircut for men. It’s also Cringe Week, and we’ve decided it’s something to celebrate, not shy away from. There’s also a major travel hack, a chat about the unsung hero that is the Bic pen, and a bit of drooling over lolly cake.
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Pubic hair g-strings, forest giraffes, penpals and curtsy etiquette

    Pubic hair g-strings, forest giraffes, penpals and curtsy etiquette
    Oct 22 2025
    With Brodie thriving in Amsterdam, Gracie and Caitlin are holding down the fort this week, covering the hard-hitting news - from sold-out pubic hair g-strings and penpals to why it’s so bloody windy. Also, do you know your partner’s social media password - and do you use it? Plus, there’s a new baby forest giraffe, Caitlin rolls the dice on food expiry dates, and we learn how to curtsy.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Pink stickers, yum yum bits, incognito mode, and a shout-out to the USB family

    Pink stickers, yum yum bits, incognito mode, and a shout-out to the USB family
    Oct 15 2025
    We’re locked and loaded for the poddy this week before Brodie jets off to Amsterdam for her marathon. In breaking news - literally - we can confirm she successfully farted in front of Makita. We chat about men in crop tops and their yum yum bits, dive into the USB family, and explore incognito mode, neck pillows, and the Spice Girls.
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    1 hr and 12 mins