Episodes

  • Sexy faces, fart walks and horny massages

    Sexy faces, fart walks and horny massages
    Jul 9 2025
    Kia ora e te whānau! This week on the show: why cash is still king, fart walks, and our attempts at being sexy. We’ve also got more details about our nationwide tour kicking off next month - and we show some love for dirty ol’ Dunners. Plus, what is it with men and their bloody bulging pockets!?
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • A Pitbull tribute, the Gobble Champs, a Tamagotchi, and Borat lingerie

    A Pitbull tribute, the Gobble Champs, a Tamagotchi, and Borat lingerie
    Jun 25 2025
    This week: a tribute to 'Mr Worldwise' himself, sexy underwear, toxic peeing habits, bribery, roundabouts - and whether or not kids should have birthday parties at pubs. Plus: what in God’s name are the World Gobbling Championships?
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Celebrating Matariki, AI therapists, ghost eyelashes & Grossie Gracie

    Celebrating Matariki, AI therapists, ghost eyelashes & Grossie Gracie
    Jun 18 2025
    Kia ora e te whānau. This week on the show, Brodie is out sick - so you’ve got Caitlin and Gracie steering the ship! We discuss Caitlin’s te reo Māori journey and the importance of celebrating Matariki, and ask whether we're doing enough to protect our vulnerable young people from AI. There’s also the joy of solo weekends away… and even a touch of Bigfoot. Plus, we dive into why there should be more "pink sauce" on our soggy chips - and find out how Gracie feels about her new nickname.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Tinder is back, we've failed a WoF, but we're cruising down Discovery Drive with a side of Vitamin D

    Tinder is back, we've failed a WoF, but we're cruising down Discovery Drive with a side of Vitamin D
    Jun 11 2025
    We have some MINUTES. Brodie is here to report that Tinder is, in fact, alive and well. Did you know you can get your eyebrows laminated?! (Just not at Warehouse Stationery.) Our love affair with the country’s bakeries continues - and now we’re bringing butchers into the mix. How do you read your books… and swallow your pills? And how many failed WoFs does it take before it’s time to say goodbye to your car? (We’re not looking at you, Lemon. Promise, Caitlin.) Plus, Brodie gets left in the lurch when Caitlin and Gracie have to duck off a bit early. Who does she rustle up to step in as cover???
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Ronnie’s Bakery, plughole terrors, Kris Jenner’s face, and the propaganda we’re not falling for

    Ronnie’s Bakery, plughole terrors, Kris Jenner’s face, and the propaganda we’re not falling for
    Jun 4 2025
    This week on the show, we celebrate the unsung hero of the hospitality industry: bakeries. Brodie’s had enough of bowls being used as plates, we decide it’s time to bring back boy bands, and we discover how fascinating woodpeckers are. There’s also a migraine hack, propaganda we’re not falling for, and a look back at how traumatising it was as a kid when the plug was pulled out of the bath. Plus, just how cool are we really?
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Leeks, nipples, killer whales and the perfect tongue ratio

    Leeks, nipples, killer whales and the perfect tongue ratio
    May 28 2025
    On the show this week: we talk nipple piercings, sneaking out of home stories, and Caitlin’s sock fights. Plus, we weigh in on whether social media should be banned for under-16s, debate why killer whales need a rebrand, and uncover the correct ratio of tongue when going in for a kiss. Oh - and Gracie is gobsmacked by a surprising ‘key’ update.
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • The language we use about women, the day from hell, six teaspoons of Milo, and why we were all so cringe not that long ago

    The language we use about women, the day from hell, six teaspoons of Milo, and why we were all so cringe not that long ago
    May 21 2025
    We take a deep dive into patriarchal standards and explore how, far too often, the choices of women and girls are scrutinised more harshly than those of the perpetrators. It’s not about what they wore, what time they were out, or who they were talking to. Women and girls are entitled to live free, safe and happy lives. Gender should never determine one’s access to safety. We also put Jacinda Ardern’s famous ‘six teaspoons of Milo’ to the test - with surprising results. There’s a confronting moment as we revisit some of our worst Facebook statuses. WHO WERE WE? And should Caitlin change her emergency contact to her boyfriend? We put him to the test...
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    1 hr and 15 mins