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The Final Couplet

The Final Couplet

By: Theo Cowan
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Join me, Theo Cowan, as I desperately attempt to work out what the hell William Shakespeare was going on about in all those sonnets. Don't worry, I create stupid little stories to accompany each one so you don't get too bored.Theo Cowan Art
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  • Shakespeare's Sonnet 105
    May 18 2025

    Shakespeare talks idolatry and mimics religious speeches on Sonnet 105.


    Our story continues with a trip to "The London Church"


    Sonnet 105

    Let not my love be called idolatry,
    Nor my beloved as an idol show,
    Since all alike my songs and praises be
    To one, of one, still such, and ever so.
    Kind is my love to-day, to-morrow kind,
    Still constant in a wondrous excellence;
    Therefore my verse to constancy confined,
    One thing expressing, leaves out difference.
    Fair, kind, and true, is all my argument,
    Fair, kind, and true, varying to other words;
    And in this change is my invention spent,
    Three themes in one, which wondrous scope affords.
    Fair, kind, and true, have often lived alone,
    Which three till now, never kept seat in one.

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    24 mins
  • Shakespeare's Sonnet 104
    May 11 2025

    I'm back on my own for this one! Shakespeare is back to his old ways of talking about ageing and beauty.


    Our story continues with Shakespeare and Marlowe taking "a break".


    Sonnet 104

    To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
    For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
    Such seems your beauty still. Three winters cold
    Have from the forests shook three summers’ pride,
    Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turned
    In process of the seasons have I seen,
    Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burned,
    Since first I saw you fresh, which yet are green.
    Ah, yet doth beauty, like a dial-hand,
    Steal from his figure, and no pace perceived;
    So your sweet hue, which methinks still doth stand,
    Hath motion, and mine eye may be deceived:
    For fear of which, hear this, thou age unbred:
    Ere you were born was beauty’s summer dead.

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    25 mins
  • Shakespeare's Sonnet 103 ft. Jacob Fortune-Lloyd
    May 4 2025

    Jacob joins me for the last of our series of 4 Sonnets! As well as dissecting Sonnet 103 we also talk about who Shakespeare really was and discuss Elizabeth Winkler's fantastic book about the topic.


    Sonnet 103

    Alack! what poverty my Muse brings forth,
    That having such a scope to show her pride,
    The argument all bare is of more worth
    Than when it hath my added praise beside!
    O! blame me not, if I no more can write!
    Look in your glass, and there appears a face
    That over-goes my blunt invention quite,
    Dulling my lines, and doing me disgrace.
    Were it not sinful then, striving to mend,
    To mar the subject that before was well?
    For to no other pass my verses tend
    Than of your graces and your gifts to tell;
    And more, much more, than in my verse can sit,
    Your own glass shows you when you look in it.

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    29 mins

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