It would have been strange if Gwyneth did show up. Just sayin'. Don starts out by “going postal" on us. Then Rich stumps us by remembering a Kiss from Casa Blanca. Does this make any sense at all? Listen to find out. . . It's a typical Dullards Club Meeting. You're welcome! @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567481534797

Seasons come and seasons go and apparently The Dullards have missed a few. We had promised to be back next season (Fall actually) Then that season came and went, then another and still another. We were just waiting for the right “next season.” So now we're back . . . With 50% more Dullards! And, (News Flash!) we’ve found a way to be even more uninteresting than ever . . How uninteresting you might ask? Well, this episode is pure vanilla. Vanilla yogurt to be precise. If that’s not enough, we’ll give you a chance to test your recollection of useless trivia and compare yourself to other Dullards. What could be better? Find out @TheDullardsClub

We regret to announce that the “Happy Fun Time Summer Replacement Show” has turned out to be neither Happy nor Fun. But it has taken up some Time. The Players have mercifully been given their two week notices (retro-active to two weeks ago) and letters of condemnation have been placed in their permanent file. They, in turn, as a parting gesture have picked-out what they charitably call the best sketches of the summer and regurgitated them back at us. We wish there was another way to receive them. The Dullards will be back in a week or so. @TheDullardsClub

The vignettes keep coming and the bar is open (while being set very low). If you’re picking up a peculiar scent, it may be because some of this material was perishable; and the cheap “Stay Fresh” packaging we used may have failed. We’re scraping the bottom of what we thought was an endless vat of entertaining diversions and as we get to the dregs, you may hear a thing or two in Vol. 7 that fails to live up to even our quality standards. Take comfort in knowing that you are not alone. @TheDullardsClub

This is the Summer Replacement Show that treats “wearing out its welcome” as an art form. Don’t fret about the season coming to an end, just remember: There are less interesting things you could be listening to right now. Take our word for it. We’re experts on the topic. It turns out, “The Replacement Preparatory Repertory Players (or whatever they’re called) wanted to present some original, creative content in Vol. 6 but they were told to just keep shoveling out the same bland pablum that got us into this mess. And so they did @TheDullardsClub

This is starting to feel like the “Endless Summer” but without all the surfing and music and stuff. Wait a minute. . . . there is stuff here! A seemingly endless store of used-up material that, when heard clearly, sounds like the muffled and garbled ravings of a crazed Town Crier. But only, at its best. The rest is pure schmaltz. As it was intended to be. Discover more (or less) in Vol. 5 @TheDullardsClub

Summertime Blues? We found the cure! It’s Happy, it’s Fun and fully covered by your healthcare plan. At least it was until the government stopped funding cures based on peer-reviewed scientific principles. Still, what the heck; Now we can just say it’s a cure and nobody really cares. The only known side effect is boredom. And that has never kept the “Happy Fun Time Preparatory, Repertory Players” from sharing their favorite Shticks with you. Like the ones on Vol. 4 @TheDullardsClub

Is it still Summer? “The Happy Fun Time Preparatory Repertory Players” want to keep this charade going for as long as possible. And just in time, they’ve discovered yet another previously hidden cache of Dullards Club gold in the form of additional bits that the producers thought had been effectively destroyed. Some of this material, with the “use by date” having long expired, was thought to be unconsumable. However, we’ve been assured that it won’t kill you but it might give you gas. @TheDullardsClub