On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Benjamin Netanyahu and Marco Rubio convene in the situation room to bomb Iran, but are the lizard people behind it? Did Bibi really get the intelligence from a drug-fuelled hallucination? And will they succeed at Operation Make Persia Great Again? But they need to get to Europe and negotiate the new NATO deal where Trump is the daddy and all the European countries are like little children. Which is why Trump asks Marco to use magic to get him instantly back to the United States where every day in the White House is TACO Tuesday and where the Supreme Court and the porky pig does whatever he wants. But will Trump deport Elon? And is Marco Rubio actually Harry Potter using pollyjuice potion trying to save the world? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!

On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negotiating with Putin and Netanyahu on the escalating Israel-Iran conflict, but will he launch the nukes? Will he cause World War 3? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!

On this episode of the Dictators, sponsored by Trump Pet Food and the Trump memecoin, we follow President for Life Trump and his sidekick Little Marco on their trip around the world involving trade deals, confessions and peace treaties. American air travel is collapsing, so he gets Marco Rubio to devise a travel itinerary which takes him on Amtrak to New York where he learns all about the Statue of Liberty and America's history with immigration. But is this all a ruse? Is Marco just trying to get Trump to appreciate immigrants against his will?

They travel to the Vatican where the new Pope intends on finding out what happened to Trump during his childhood that made him so emotionally damaged and asks him into confession. This brings up some sexual tension for Trump but sadly no trade deals. So he goes to Saudi Arabia asking for money where they have fun discussing slave labor, murdering journalists, and engaging in rampant corruption and nepotism. But will he negotiate a treaty with Iran, and what does Bibi Netanyahu want with him? Will Ukraine and Russia agree to cooperate? And why has Trump asked them to design the next Trump Hotel? Is he franchising world peace? Find out on the latest episode of the Dictators!