Episodes

  • 90's CE Was A Good Year For Wine! • Revelation, Chapter 14

    90's CE Was A Good Year For Wine! • Revelation, Chapter 14
    Feb 1 2026
    PSA: Even Hell has laws about drinking and driving - Seven heads, ten horns, and really good legs! - Excuse me, where are your grapes of wrath? - All the popular scholars wear leather jackets - A Dickens of a coincidence....or not? - Greek was not.....or would not have been....his first language. - It would have all been Greek to me - If you die in Revelation, you die for real - someone like the Son of Man? - Louis is the best Ghostbuster - "Might Is Right" is in fact, wrong. - ...and more!
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • William Blake? More like William CAKE! • The Paintings of William Blake

    William Blake? More like William CAKE! • The Paintings of William Blake
    Jan 25 2026
    Fire up your Google Image search! - BAZAM! - Blake's bodacious badonkadonk - What's the deal with this woman clothed with the sun? - "Your father was a hosier!" - The first paralysis demons? - Milton and Blake: the peanut butter and chocolate of the devil - Blake was a Red Hat? (kinda) - The Ghost of a Flea and Voice Of The Devil - Callback to Thomas Butts - Seven Heads, Ten Horns, and One Whole Bakery - You can see his Great Red Dragon! - He's got butts on his butt! - ...and more!
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Get Your Kicks On Route 666! • Revelation, Chapter 13

    Get Your Kicks On Route 666! • Revelation, Chapter 13
    Jan 18 2026
    We take the scenic route today! Look at that beautiful shoreline! - Taking bus 666 to Hel, Poland - We learn why hotels don't have a 666th floor! - Callback to the Monster Energy Drink Controversy (not that I drink too much Monster Energy Drink - that's ANOTHER controversy!) - isn't a lion's mouth ALSO a leopard's mouth? - TOO MANY BEASTS! - Two Beasts or NOT two Beasts? - Cumber Benny - Wait for chapter 17....religious people HATE it! - ....and more!
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    2 hrs
  • DAMN! This Red Dragon is FIENNES! • Revelation, Chapter 12

    DAMN! This Red Dragon is FIENNES! • Revelation, Chapter 12
    Jan 11 2026
    On this episode - This chapter of the bible stars Ralph Fiennes! - "Let's eat Grandma!" - Who is this woman clothed with the sun? - "That thing where you go into the closet with the priest?" - Joseph is a little bit rock n' roll.... - Dragon....deez nuts! - Is the war in heaven PAST tense or FUTURE tense? And why is everyone so TENSE? - DANIEL! - Hey Jude! - Woe unto the inhabiters of the earth AND the sea! (f*ck those fish!) Satan is his own thang! - No scheming devil here, just a raging beast (but not THE beast - that's another guy!) - So Satan is Rufio? - Machiavelli vs.....Good Machiavelli - ...and more!
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Chapter Eleven: Spiritual Bankruptcy - Revelation Chapter 11

    Chapter Eleven: Spiritual Bankruptcy - Revelation Chapter 11
    Jan 4 2026
    On this episode: The Infernal Revenue Service - The Beubeir-beast! - We can't blame King James for this one - Good Will (Have Been) Hunting - The Haves and the Have Had Nots - The Beast is Lucy with the football - An UN - Holy Trinity? - It's A Great Revelation, Charlie Brown - What about Gomorrah? - I never know what to get for Witness Death Day - ....and more!
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Eating Is Fundamental • Revelation, Chapter 10

    Eating Is Fundamental • Revelation, Chapter 10
    Dec 28 2025
    On this episode - Tevildo, Prince Of Cats! - John of Patmos eats his words! - In the beginning there was the word....and it was delicious! - What does a Stephen King book taste like? - Bathtub Gin (If you know The Shining, that's really funny) - the literary equivalent of brussel sprout farts - John is pushin' my buttons - Personal Pan Prophecy - Special guest Bing Crosby - Theophany: the appearance of Theo - ...and more!
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Abaddon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here! • Revelation, Chapter 9

    Abaddon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here! • Revelation, Chapter 9
    Dec 21 2025
    On this episode - Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Abaddon? - This is a STING operation! - My windshield is covered in bugs with human faces! - Heeeelllllp Meeee! - Baxter Stockman? What are YOU doing here? - Who left the bottomless furnace open again?! - Satan is FINALLY here! (maybe) - Float like a butterfly, sting like a scorpion - the many names of Hell....that don't actually mean "hell." - Would you rather fight a million locust-sized human-faced locusts, or one human-sized human faced locust? - Like a Magic Eye poster that pokes you in the eye - ....and more!
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Wormwood! • Revelation, Chapter 8

    Wormwood! • Revelation, Chapter 8
    Dec 14 2025
    Worm woulda, shoulda, coulda - The Three Woes - "Woa, woa, woa!" - A want a third of his family DEAD! - The GODfather - Why is the film called the Seventh Seal and not the Fourth Seal? - "ABOUT half an hour?" - the calm before the storm - the trouble with Chernobyl being the beginning of the end is that it was forty years ago - Wormwood, Mugwort, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw - She's so licorice! - How can a star be made out of wood?! - The more you know....the more of a sinner you are! - ....and more!
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    1 hr and 6 mins