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The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

By: Clever Girl
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 Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We're here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We'll turn your breadcrumb-induced existential crises into hilarious anecdotes, and hopefully, help you navigate this digital minefield with a little more sanity and a lot more self-awareness. Because honestly, if we don't laugh, we'll scream into the void. And the void has enough problems.Clever Girl Personal Development Personal Success
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Episodes
  • Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl Episode 10 – The Rejectosaurus Wrecks

    Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl Episode 10 – The Rejectosaurus Wrecks
    May 16 2025
    Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl Episode 10 – The Rejectosaurus Wrecks Because rejection doesn’t mean you’re unlovable — it just means you dodged the wrong dino. Swipe left on shame and roar through the heartache! In this episode, Clever Girl tackles the sting of rejection with claws out and confidence up. From surprise ghostings to awkward “it’s not you” messages, we unpack why rejection hurts and how to bounce back bolder. With special guest Trixie the Triceratops, a rapid-fire game of “Rejection Reaction or Raptor Overreaction,” and listener mail that digs deep into the emotional fossil record — this episode is your breakup balm and dino-strength pep talk in one. RAWR means “you’ll be okay.” #DatingAppApocalypse #RejectosaurusWrecks #SwipeSurvival #PodcastTherapy #CleverGirlGuide
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    18 mins
  • Episode 9: Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus

    Episode 9: Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus
    May 9 2025
    Jealousy isn’t just a feeling—it’s a full-blown prehistoric rampage. In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl, we dive into the green-eyed emotional dino that loves to stomp all over your confidence. From passive scrolling panic to spirals of comparison, Clever Girl is here to help you survive it all—with claws, charm, and a few hilarious confessions. Plus, special guest Trixie the Therapist Triceratops joins us to break down the difference between healthy jealousy and emotional extinction events. You’ll also get rapid-fire roar-or-horn moments, listener mail drama, and a sneak peek at next week’s episode: Rejectosaurus Wrecks. Because comparison isn’t just the thief of joy—it’s a whole dang dino heist. #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlPodcast #JealousySucks #EmotionalSurvival #GreenEyedGiganotosaurus #TrixieTalks #PodcastDatingTips
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    16 mins
  • teaser for Episode 9 Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus featuring special guest Trixie

    teaser for Episode 9 Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus featuring special guest Trixie
    May 8 2025
    preview of Saturdays episode Jealousy isn’t just a feeling—it’s a full-blown prehistoric rampage. Get ready for Ep 9: Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus, featuring special guest Trixie the Therapist Triceratops. Clever Girl’s got your back with survival skills to tame the green-eyed beast before it wrecks your love life. #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlPodcast #EmotionalSurvival #PodcastDatingTips #appsurvival #onlinedating
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    1 min

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