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The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

By: Clever Girl
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 Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We're here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We'll turn your breadcrumb-induced existential crises into hilarious anecdotes, and hopefully, help you navigate this digital minefield with a little more sanity and a lot more self-awareness. Because honestly, if we don't laugh, we'll scream into the void. And the void has enough problems.Clever Girl Personal Development Personal Success
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  • Episode 12 AI, A Lie, or the One? –Love in the age of Algorithms

    Episode 12 AI, A Lie, or the One? –Love in the age of Algorithms
    Jun 9 2025

    Is your match Mr. Right… or Mr. Write-By-A-Bot? 💔🤖


    In this glitchy-but-glam episode, Clever Girl dives headfirst into the pixelated jungle of dating in the digital age. From AI-generated flirts to perfectly predictive profiles, we’re asking the question: can you tell the difference between heartfelt and hard-coded?


    Featuring: 💘 A new game segment: Human or AI?

    💬 Red Flag Roleplays with a digital twist

    👻 The return of Gary 2.0, our upgraded ghost-in-the-machine

    🦖 Petra’s Passive-Aggressive Pro Tips™ on spotting red flags (because she is one)


    And don’t miss the final moments for a special summer announcement—hint: there’s sand, sass, and suspiciously large iced coffees involved.


    🎧 Tune in, subscribe, and survive the swipepocalypse.


    #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlSurvival #LoveInTheAgeOfAlgorithms #AIOrNah #PetraSaidWhat #Gary2PointOh
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    14 mins
  • Episode 12 – Swipe Burnout: When the Dino’s Had Enough

    Episode 12 – Swipe Burnout: When the Dino’s Had Enough
    Jun 1 2025

    Episode 12 – Swipe Burnout: When the Dino’s Had Enough

    Left, right, left—wait, is this a dating app or a boot camp? 🥵


    In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide, we dive into the mental exhaustion that comes with endless swiping and the not-so-cute side effects of dating app overload.


    🦖 Clever Girl lays out survival strategies for burnout recovery,

    🎩 Sir Rexington the 3rd returns with dino-level etiquette tips to help you keep your cool online, and

    🪶 Petra the Passive-Aggressive Pterodactyl drops in with some… questionable screech-based coping mechanisms.


    Whether you’re rage-deleting apps or just need a break from red flag roulette, this one’s for you.


    🎧 Listen now, before you swipe right on another mistake.


    #DatingAppApocalypse #SwipeBurnout #CleverGirlSurvivalGuide
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    14 mins
  • Teaser Petra’s Pro-Tips

    Teaser Petra’s Pro-Tips
    May 29 2025

    🎙️ Swipe Burnout: Petra’s Passive-Aggressive Pro Tips™

    Petra’s back in the studio — caffeinated, slightly judgmental, and miraculously cord-free (for now).


    In this teaser, our favorite passive-aggressive pterodactyl sips her Tranquili-Tea™, side-eyes a red flag, and delivers the survival tips no dating app warned you about.


    Because sometimes growth is just… not chewing through the mic cables.


    🦖💅 Catch the full episode on Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide.
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    1 min

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