Episodes

  • 370: Natalie Denise Sperl and Xavier Axelson from 2022

    370: Natalie Denise Sperl and Xavier Axelson from 2022
    Dec 22 2025
    Mark and Nicole welcomed Natalie Denise Sperl, the star of the cult horror classic Succubus-Hell Bent and author of the new book Elemental Book 1-The Bond Xavier Axelson to the lighter side of the dark side

    Natalie grew up in rural Minnesota, but soon graduated to the modeling runways of Europe and then to Hollywood where she has meditated with Courtney Love, had her face licked numerous times by Gary Oldman, was told not to look at Britney Spears while appearing in her Slave 4 U video, serenaded Quentin Tarantino, picked Steve Coogan's pocket and had her Andy Warhol painting appraised on the Antiques Roadshow, her band Kill My Coquette and much more.

    Xavier was surprised to be in the pirate.com studios as he worked at the same building years ago when it was the offices of LA's premiere adult toy store The Stockroom, he waxed nostalgic about squeezing an obese man into a latex outfit, how he was teaching students about sex in an accredited University at the age of 19, why he had to add "sensual" to his website URL and his new book series focusing on the 4 elements and blending a dash of sensuality with horror.

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    54 mins
  • 369: Ela Darling sits on Santa's lap

    369: Ela Darling sits on Santa's lap
    Dec 17 2025
    6 years ago today Mark welcomed Ela Darling, the Marketing Director of ViRo Club and Adult Film performer and Santa Claus who took time out of his busy schedule to stop by.

    Ela talked about how adult film stars tend to be deceptively smart, and how she got her Masters Degree in 2 years and became a librarian, who turn out to be freedom fighters. Mark complimented her acting while bound and having a ball gag in her mouth and she told the story about how she became the first Virtual Reality webcam girl which involves Dungeons and Dragons.

    Check out the ultimate in adult interactivity. See the future that Ela was talking about on the show at viro.club

    Santa was his usual jolly self, and acknowledged that Ela was the reason for the demand in VR helmets this year. He talked about his foot fetish in great detail and acknowledged Christmas' pagan roots. He also had gifts for Ela and cohost Hannah who called in and got a little naughty when Ela was seated on his lap.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 368: Andy Dick's ex sits on Santa's lap

    368: Andy Dick's ex sits on Santa's lap
    Dec 12 2025
    Holiday cheer (and vegan Egg Nog laced with Fireball Whisky) was in the air as Mark and Nicole welcomed Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus to a fast paced and fun holiday party from 2022

    Elisa was engaging with her fans on Livestream while the show was going on and her fans were typically unpredictable. She cleared up previous claims that she was asexual and detailed how she fell for Gabe Saporta the lead singer of Cobra Starship and ended up as the keytar player so she could be in front. She met Benjy Bronk on jdate and ended up joining him on The Howard Stern Show writing staff. She then was engaged to Andy Dick despite never having slept with him and his being flamboyantly and unapologetically gay. She talks all about these relationships, her beef with Stuttering John Melendez, getting hacked by her IRL fans, making over men and how she deals with friends and lovers talking bad about her on podcasts, her own show Kermit and Friends and much more.

    Santa had to deal with Elisa’s friends calling him a “pedo”, doubting his validity and ethnicity as well as having bible verses thrown at him. He dealt with them with his usual charm and grace, talked about his beef with the Easter Bunny, having magical “keys” to everyone’s house, how creepy it is that he knows when you are sleeping and determined whether Elisa and Nicole were naughty or nice.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 367: Happy Krampus Day

    367: Happy Krampus Day
    Dec 5 2025
    Today (December 5) is Krampus day and to celebrate we are replaying the time Rissa Miller returned to The Dark Mark Show in 2022 to share holiday stories straight from the dark side with Mark, Nicole and you the listener.

    These aren't tales of holiday cheer that you are used to, get ready for tales of cannibalism, orgies, whipping, pickled children and monsters such as the newly popular Krampus and Belzsnickel, as well as the giant Yule Cat, the Yule Goat, Christmas Werewolves and Vampires as well. Rissa also delves into the controversial tradition of Zwarte Piet, the decadence of Saturnalia (which Nicole has practiced on occasion} and the dark side of the origin of St. Nicholas complete with an appearance by Santa Claus himself!

    So be good for goodness' sake and listen, lest you get whipped with a switch,,,

    Find out what lies ahead for you in 2023, go to www.teaandsmoke.com and find out how Rissa can give you a tea reading or a smoke reading.

    Go to www.vrg.org to get recipes, past issues of Vegan Journal or a subscription to Vegan Journal

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 366: 2020 Holiday Special with Maggi Mayfield, Rotten Kitty and Santa Claus

    366: 2020 Holiday Special with Maggi Mayfield, Rotten Kitty and Santa Claus
    Dec 1 2025
    Mark and Hannah hosted an epic holiday special with comedians Maggi Mayfield and Rotten Kitty and the one and only Santa Claus

    Maggi reminisced about travelling cross country as a teenager, her radio career which led her to meet and roam the halls at iheartradio with Rod Stewart and Val Kilmer, how moving from Los Angeles to Austin has led her to get paid more for her stand up comedy and release her first comedy album "Pandemic Girl" and she sang her holiday anthem "The Naughty Christmas Song" live in studio

    Kitty talked about chasing unicorns and having fun with rat poison over the pandemic, the proper response when a man asked for a dirty picture over Twitter, explained the dark side of Disney and why the Country Bears need to return to splash mountain and everyone gave their picks for the best and worst Christmas songs

    Santa Claus talked about why he is immune to the Coronavirus, that the reindeer won't be wearing masks this year, but how in years past they have been a bit gassy, how he has had to quarantine some elves this year, got red and rosy as the show went on and had gifts for everyone


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 365: Nancy Narayana and Kristal Kira from 2023

    365: Nancy Narayana and Kristal Kira from 2023
    Nov 11 2025
    Mark and Nicole welcomed Nancy Narayana and Krista Kira to the lighter side of the dark side. They both perform at parties and definitely brought the party to the studio as they talked cosplaying, DJing, tarot card reading, The Doo Dah parade, Sybil Dannings potty mouth and so much more!

    Nancy also gave Mark a sexy belly dance for his birthday.

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    42 mins
  • 364: Dark Mark's birthday show from 2020

    364: Dark Mark's birthday show from 2020
    Nov 3 2025
    Dark Mark is having a birthday November 4 and we are replaying his drunken zoom birthday pary from the apocalyptic days of 2020,

    It was Dark Mark's Birthday this week and Hannah threw him quite a birthday party. The guests included podcast hosts Dakota the Bearded Lady and Morgan Jaffe, comedian Jamie Gendron and author and former Dark Mark Show co-host Nicole Sixx. Everyone had quite a fun time watching Mark finish off a bottle of cinnamon whisky while they talked about the appeal of older men, why you should never let someone borrow your staple gun, whether it is more fun writing about horror or playing a stabbing victim in a movie, Marilyn Manson causing imptoency, fishnet stockings and who had the biggest package: Eddie Murphy, River Phoenix or Jerry Garcia and so much more!

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • 363: The Top 10 Horror Movies of All Time!

    363: The Top 10 Horror Movies of All Time!
    Oct 27 2025
    Director Dustin Ferguson returned to the lighter side of the dark side just in time for Halloween. He told Mark and Hannah about his upcoming Stephen King adaptation, as well as his trilogy filmed during the pandemic including Arachnado and his upcoming Amityville in the Hood. Then he Mark and Hannah go over their respective lists of the top 10 horror movies of all time and talk about what they like (and occasionally dislike) about those movies

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    1 hr and 17 mins