• Nov. 28, 2025. The Guru suggests you check out the new airline app called flighty!
    Nov 28 2025

    China announces it will consolidate all its cruise lines to achieve better results. Who cares?

    Have you ever wondered if your room key stops working after you leave the hotel? One person decided to check. The results are surprising.

    The American cruiser, thought to be missing in Saint Martin, might have just checked into a hotel!

    Victory Cruises will host a famous photographer next April for the people who can't take enough pictures!

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    32 mins
  • Nov. 27, 2025. Happy Thanksgiving! This podcast is a turkey!
    Nov 27 2025

    A Miami Attorney is arrested forest on board the assaulting a gu Norwegian Encore! Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey!!

    The Department of Transportation is asking people to dress nicer on airplanes. Good luck with that, Sean!

    US Airlines are under investigation by the FAA for failing to follow directives on flight reductions during the government shutdown.

    Despite efforts by some to keep the cruise ships from visiting Alaska enjoyed another record-breaking tourist season!

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    38 mins
  • Nov 25, 2025. Are South African safaris suitable for young people?
    Nov 25 2025

    Silverseas is focusing on attractive sports-minded cruisers! Good idea!

    Are there too many inexperienced travel advisors these days?

    Book a Regent Seven Seas suite and get access to Knightsbridge Circle!

    Global Ports Holdings is making Greenock politicians happy!

    Orlando Airport has the friendliest airport bartender in the country!

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    36 mins
  • Nov. 24, 2025 TSA plans to charge travelers too lazy to get REAL ID!
    Nov 24 2025

    A guest on a Carnival ship reports a person overboard, but it was just a whale splash!

    Virgin announces plan to bring their ship shows to land!

    Carnival changes the rules on how fast you can get drunk on the drink package!

    The Guru goes on the road to join Crtsya Symphony!

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    39 mins
  • Nov. 21, 2025 Juneau is still determined to allow les cruisers! Who cares? Not the Guru!
    Nov 21 2025

    Torstein Hagen is a serious bragger about his business!

    Carnival is moving ships to bring beds to Galveston!

    There is a pickleball rebellion in Carmel, California.

    United is being sued for selling window seats where there is no window!

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    37 mins
  • Nov. 20, 2025 Brand USA is trying to get back their government handout!
    Nov 20 2025

    The One & Only Resorts opens its One& Only USA property!

    A lifeboat on the Carnival Dream was left hanging off the ship after a clamp malfunction!

    Nick Offerman will be the face and body of the latest Carnival Ad promotion!

    Cruise Lines rush to add Asia itineraries as Americans all want to visit Japan!

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    38 mins
  • Nov. 19, 2025 Carnival President apologizes for their lack of propulsion!
    Nov 19 2025

    AAA says the U.S. roads will be filled this Thanksgiving! Duh!

    Prince Rupert celebrates a record cruise season!

    Nauru is an island without a Capital city or a Schmilton!

    Is the Guru wrong about airline penalty fees? Maybe!

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    39 mins
  • Nov. 18, 2025. The DOT lets the airlines off the hook with regulated late light compensation!
    Nov 18 2025

    There is a new boss at Ritz Carlton Yachts!

    AAA agrees with the Guru that the cruise industry is having a great year!

    Royal Caribbean is adding a Duckie ride to the new Legend of the Seas ships!

    Carnival is adding Bagesl @ Sea on every ship andthey are free!

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    34 mins