The Suez will not be safe anytime soon! Africa, here we come!

The top ten clean cruise lines! No surprises.

The Italian Olive Oil guy is back at Oceania on some ships!

The Guru questions the credibility of all magazines!

The little cruise line that could! Victory Cruises will spend $5 million updating its two ships!

How creative are the creative people building shows for ships?

The people in Dubai are not as worried about being attacked as the media portrays!

Don't apply for a status match if you're anticipating being elevated on the other cruise line!

The Guru thinks the Princess boss has the right focus. Fix-not reinvent!

Gavin Newsome is in Tommy's doghouse!

The Guru offers praise for Sid from Hampton Inn in Vancouver!

Ungrateful Portland Maine politicians go for the money grab!

Ouch! Carnival cancels 11 cruises for this fall. People make plans, you know?

Virgin Voyages will debut an Indian restaurant on the Valiant Lady. The idea is a Valiant one.

The U.S has lost 5% of international travel, but it is still pretty popular!

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Brussels Airport shuts down after a threat of a strike!

The Guru says stay on the ship's time if you don't want to miss the ship or your tour!

The brand new Star Princess suffers a Noro outbreak. Wash your hands, people!

Global Entry is self-funded, but still run by DHS!

DHS reopens Global Entry. Political pressure? One percenters complaining?

The Guru thinks the Margaritaville at Sea Beachcomber could offer old-fashioned fun.

There is still room to join the Guru on a fantastic trip from Tokyo to Seward!

Ready to visit Bhutan? Your cost per day will be $100!!

Will the Guru ever be considered a cruise icon?

Dinner in less than an hour on a cruise ship? Would that be a good thing?

Smart TVs on cruise ships are filled with more ways to earn revenue. Embarrassing.

The Guru likes Puerto Rico and hopes their new tourism campaign produces results!!

Is Royal Caribbean now getting into the drydock business, too?

Explora Journeys is getting ready to run six "Ocean State of Mind" ships!

Some requests by cruise ship guests are not well thought out!

The Guru remains a fan of Chilis!