Episodes

  • There's Something About Mary (1998)

    There's Something About Mary (1998)
    Feb 19 2026
    Our 250th movie review is a special one. We dive deep into 'There’s Something About Mary,' from the zipper scene and “7‑minute abs” to Brett Favre cameos and creepy suitors, asking the important question- does this Farrelly Brothers classic still works in 2026. Is it a timeless rom‑com or just a long‑distance teenage crush gone way too far? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com **NordVPN- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • BRUNCH: Top 5 Movie Character Crushes

    BRUNCH: Top 5 Movie Character Crushes
    Feb 16 2026
    In honor of the month of love, we each give out our top 5 movie character crushes! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

    How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
    Feb 12 2026
    On today’s episode, we continue our month of love with the movie that some say developed and perfected the 21st century rom-com formula. This movie propped Matthew McConaughey into leading man territory and Kate Hudson was nominated for an MTV movie award for best female performance. Not to be confused with last week’s movie, 10 things I hate about you, we are of course talking about 2003’s How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com **NordVPN- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • BRUNCH: Movies From Sundance Film Festival 2026

    BRUNCH: Movies From Sundance Film Festival 2026
    Feb 9 2026
    Sean and producer Logan got to attend Sundance Film Festival this year and have a full report on the movies you will need to keep on your radar this year! —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com **NordVPN- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused —————————————————————— Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

    10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
    Feb 5 2026
    We are kicking off our Month of Love in peak ’90s fashion. On today’s brand new episode, we debate Heath Ledger’s early heartthrob status, gush over that insane stadium high school and the marching-band serenade, dig into the movie’s feminist angles, pile on praise for Larry Miller, and float a wild fan theory that Patrick Verona grows up to be The Dark Knight’s Joker. Join us for a review of 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:15 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:25:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com **NordVPN- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • BRUNCH: The Confused Breakfast Gets To Star in 'Roadhouse'

    BRUNCH: The Confused Breakfast Gets To Star in 'Roadhouse'
    Feb 2 2026
    This is a very special brunch episode. Camden Griffith hosts an episode where we get to play a game called 'Never Stop Blowing Up' which allows Mike, Sean and AJ to enter the world of 'Roadhouse' and play out the story they way we would like to do it. It's a TTRPG or a game similar to DND and it's a really fun time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Desperado (1995)

    Desperado (1995)
    Jan 29 2026
    When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy. But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie.. Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget, Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies. With a body count of 67, we are of course talking about 1995’s Desperado •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com **NordVPN- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • BRUNCH: 3 Ninjas/Sidekicks (Double Feature)

    BRUNCH: 3 Ninjas/Sidekicks (Double Feature)
    Jan 26 2026
    Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com **NordVPN- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins