Episodes

  • D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

    D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
    Sep 11 2025
    Its time to grab your rollerblades and slap on some neon windbreakers, so we can talk about a movie that basically brainwashed an entire generation of kids into thinking they could go from the worst Pee Wee Hockey team ever to world champions. This movie gave us the Bash Brothers, the Knucklepuck and tried to sell us on the fact that Iceland was not only good at hockey but was a major villain. And of course, it gave us Gordon Bombay at his most unhinged — ditching practices for photo shoots, forgetting his players exist, and then swooping in with a last-minute inspirational speech like an alcoholic stepdad who suddenly remembers it’s Christmas morning. But hey, anything is possible because we are Team USA baby. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • BRUNCH: Movies You Wish You Could Watch For The First Time

    BRUNCH: Movies You Wish You Could Watch For The First Time
    Sep 8 2025
    We have all had those special experiences of watching your new favorite movie for the FIRST time. Whether it was because of a wild twist you didn't see coming, an incredible ending that left you stunned in your seat or just the company you had with you at the theater... everyone has a list of movies that they wish they could go back and watch again for the first time. Here is ours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • The Ghost and The Darkness (1996)

    The Ghost and The Darkness (1996)
    Sep 4 2025
    On today’s episode, we review one of the most overlooked and underrated movies of the 90s. One of two 90s films about African lions, this movie was pitched as a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Jaws and it certainly delivers. We have questions though. Is Val Kilmer sub-par in this film? Why is Michael Douglas so cool? Did these people deserve their fate? We are of course talking about 1996’s The Ghost and the Darkness •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:30:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • BRUNCH: Top 5 Movies To Watch In A Hotel Room

    BRUNCH: Top 5 Movies To Watch In A Hotel Room
    Sep 1 2025
    There are certain movies that are perfect to watch in a hotel room. Maybe it's the lack of options? Maybe it's how tired you are from traveling? Maybe it's the booze you had before you lied down? Regardless, there movies that just make sense to watch from the comfort on a hotel bed with no likelihood of finishing. Here are our Top 5! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • The Jerk (1979)

    The Jerk (1979)
    Aug 28 2025
    On today’s episode, Summer of 70s comes to a close with one of the most-classic comedies of all-time. The Jerk was the ninth-highest grossing movie in the US in 1979. It was also the first starring role and producing debut of Steve Martin. Per the Gerret Layoff Confused Breakfast actor database, it is the fifth Steve Martin appearance on this podcast. Apparently it was Stanley Kubrick’s favorite comedy. Join us as we break it down- scene by scene! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • BRUNCH: Weapons, Prisoners, Amy Bradley Is Missing, Final Destination Bloodlines and more

    BRUNCH: Weapons, Prisoners, Amy Bradley Is Missing, Final Destination Bloodlines and more
    Aug 25 2025
    On today's episode, we catch up on some movies and shows that we have been watching on our own free time. Spoiler-free accounts of the following movies: Prisoners, Weapons, Old Henry, Amy Bradley is Missing, Poop Cruise, Netflix Trainwreck series, Final Destination Bloodlines, Zathura, Moana 2, Cars 2, Happiness, Equalizer and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

    Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
    Aug 21 2025
    On today’s episode, we finally dive into one of the biggest movie franchises of all-time. This movie is the 29th highest rated movie on IMDB and was nominated for 11 academy awards, winning 6 of them. This was the first movie to make over $300 million at the domestic box office. Of the first 7 movies in the franchise, this movie has the shortest run time, and is the 2nd highest fan rated and the 1st highest critic rated. We are of course talking about 1977’s Stars Wars: A New Hope. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:22:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:57:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • BRUNCH: If You Can Only Watch 12 Movies- What Are They?

    BRUNCH: If You Can Only Watch 12 Movies- What Are They?
    Aug 18 2025
    We decided to drum up an imaginary scenario where you were alone for 1 full year and you could only have 12 movies to watch in that time period. On today's brunch episode, we each pick our twelve movies and tell you why. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins