In which tennis ornithologist, Mrs Hacienda Buscando Stanley Carter (aka Phoebe Snetsinger) first observes Lord A.J.P.G.R. Murray in the field and makes her first fatal mistake.

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In which Hacienda S.B. Carter (aka Phoebe) attemps to attract Lord Andrew J.P.G.R. Murray back to his haunting ground by the surreptitious placement of several pints of best foaming Hawkeye bitter in prominent positions around the tennis club.

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In which our intrepid tennis ornithologist, Miss Hacienda S.B. Carter (or Phoebe, to her friends, whoever they are) plucks up the courage to approach the Unidentified Wandering Object.

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In which Miss Hasienda Buscando Stanley Carter (or Phoebe, for short) struggles with Unidentified Wandering Object refusing to move from armchair in member’s lounge due to The Hawkeye Effect.

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In which  tennis ornithologist, Miss* Hacienda's Unidentified Wandering Object appears to be struggling with hitting a tennis ball with his racket. She gives him advice which he ignores.

* Editors Note: NB Miss not Mrs.

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In which the tennis ornithologist, Mrs Hacienda Buscando Stanley Carter first observes Lord A.J.P.G.R. Murray in the field. 

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In which 'Serena Williams' plucks up courage and makes her advance on 'Andy Murray' only to have to contend with the unwelcome interests of 'The Redacteur'.

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In which Serena (or is it Evelyn?) Williams comes clean to Lord Andrew J.P.G.R. Murray of Kirkintilloch.

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