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The Clean Take

The Clean Take

By: Wizard the Wicketkeeper and Fish Cricket
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From Lord’s to your local park, join Fish and Wiz every week as they discuss the best and worst from the world of cricket. Tune in as two very average cricketers try to tell the professionals how the game should be played while telling their stories and reacting to the world of village cricket.

Martin Fisher
Cricket
Episodes
  • The Cricket Season Begins! | The Clean Take Ep.6
    Apr 18 2026

    The season is back and The Clean Take is back with it.

    In Episode 6, Wizard and Fish return for the first episode of the 2025 season, and things kick off with a bang. Their two clubs went head-to-head on Saturday, and there's already drama — Wizard skipped the game for a trip to the Lakes, came back to a fine, and isn't entirely sorry about it. Fish, meanwhile, was being subbed off the gloves after 20 overs and banished to long-on in April mud.

    Then the debate gets serious. Are cricket teas dying? Fish thinks so — and he's got plenty to say about it. From COVID quietly killing off the tradition to leagues refusing to enforce it, they go deep on why the proper post-match spread matters and who's to blame for its decline.

    Plus, Wizard and Fish each share their personal targets for the 2025 season — the kind of honest, cricketer-to-cricketer chat you don't get anywhere else.

    Expect fines, excuses, passionate rants, and the usual club cricket chaos. Welcome back.

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    39 mins
  • Ranking the most 'village' moments in cricket | Our targets for the season and The County Champs
    Apr 11 2026

    Welcome back to The Clean Take Podcast!

    In this episode, we’re embracing the chaos of village cricket as we rank some of the most outrageously “village” moments the game has to offer — from classic mishaps to the kind of scenes you only see on a Sunday afternoon. If you’ve played club cricket, you’ll definitely recognise a few of these…

    We also look ahead to the season with our personal targets — what we’re aiming for this year, where we want to improve, and what would actually count as a successful campaign for us.

    On top of that, we chat through the opening rounds of the County Championship, discussing early standouts, key performances, and what’s already catching our attention as the season gets underway.

    As always, there’s a mix of cricket chat, honest opinions, and a few stories thrown in along the way.

    So if you’re into village cricket, County Championship action, and a bit of everything in between, this is the episode for you.

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    44 mins
  • PSL Scandal, County Championship Season Begins & Cricket's Broken Rulebook
    Apr 4 2026

    Welcome back to The Clean Take podcast! Today we’re diving straight into the latest cricket news, including the ongoing PSL scandal that’s been rocking the cricket world. With the County Championship season just getting underway, we chat about how these recent events are impacting the game and what it all means moving forward.

    We also get into the nitty-gritty of cricket rules, from the controversies around ball tampering to what feels like a bit of a broken rulebook creeping into the sport. There’s plenty of debate, a few strong opinions, and of course, our usual in-depth cricket analysis throughout.

    As always, we’re bringing you daily cricket insights and news, covering everything from PSL cricket to the County Championship, while trying to make sense of the latest developments across the game.

    So if you’re after cricket analysis, honest discussion, and a deeper understanding of where the sport is heading, you’re in the right place.

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    44 mins
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