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The Blonde Leading the Blind

The Blonde Leading the Blind

By: ruby teys
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Deeply personal experiences, vivid stories and anecdotes that have shaped who we've become. Thoughtfully selected, produced and shared by Ruby Teys.

Transcripts avalible: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?ruby teys
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Episodes
  • 3. Slutty Possum
    Nov 17 2025
    This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.

    Don't sh*t too many bricks. You might just end up in a Hong Kong Prison!

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast


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    31 mins
  • 2. Monkey Shawn
    Nov 6 2025
    This episode, we meet Monkey Shawn. A beautiful baby spider monkey Ruby accidentally adopted sunburnt and boozed up on holiday.

    An ode to the $1 cigarettes, root chakra releases and really genuine fake Louis Vuitton duffle bags all swept up on the magical island of Bali.

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast


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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • 1. The Hidden House Dog
    Oct 24 2025
    BLTB debuts with a true story from deep within the Ruby Teys lore.

    Set in the eye of a Sydney City sh*tstom, navigating twenty-year-old chaos.

    It’s 2011: Galaxy Tights, Jeffrey Campbells, a smokey eye and doughnut buns. Ruby’s learning to fend for herself — one hungover at a time.

    True stories from the year everything was completely off and somehow perfectly brilliant.

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast


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    1 hr and 26 mins
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