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The Big Smoke Variety Show

The Big Smoke Variety Show

By: Kevin Bennett
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The Big Smoke Variety Show is a one-of-a-kind podcast hosted by theatre director and Canadian living in London, Kevin Bennett, blending the playfulness of classic TV variety shows with the depth of a cultural salon. Each episode features fascinating interviews — with guests like the former Ravenmaster of the Tower of London Christopher Skaife, Olivier Award-winning actor Giles Terera, clothier and BBC’s Great British Sewing Bee star Patrick Grant — plus authors, historians, entertainers, scientists, and experts of all kinds.

You’ll also hear regular recurring segments on everything from the newest branch of neuroscience — neuroaesthetics — and how it can change your life, to one of London’s licensed Mudlarks sharing the historic treasures he’s found in the River Thames.

Expect lively conversations, surprising stories, and original comedy — from hilarious sketches to mini radio plays. If you love discovering big ideas, quirky characters, and the rituals that bring us together, this podcast is for you.

In a world driven apart by social media algorithms, The Big Smoke Variety Show invites you to gather, laugh, and hear stories you won’t find anywhere else.

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Episodes
  • Christmas Special: ‘An Undigested Bit of Beef…?’

    Christmas Special: ‘An Undigested Bit of Beef…?’
    Dec 18 2025

    Welcome to The Big Smoke Variety Show Christmas Special, recorded live beneath the West End at The Phoenix Arts Club.

    Tonight, we gather for an old-fashioned festive tradition: ghost stories at Christmas, games played in good company, and the sense of connection that comes from gathering together at the darkest time of the year.

    We begin with Charles Dickens, and a lesser-known seasonal tale from The Pickwick Papers: The Story of the Goblins Who Stole a Sexton — a darkly comic story of Gabriel Grubb, a gravedigger who despises merriment and is forced to confront what it means to sneer at the joy of others. From there, the live show unfolds with crackers pulled, paper crowns donned, groan-worthy jokes judged, and the mysteriously hidden Christmas Pickle, promising good fortune to whoever spots it first. Music fills the room thanks to the Lewisham Creative Chorus, performing original festive material, while Sean Clark the Mudlark shares a true ghostly tale about a trade token from the Thames foreshore, and its link to the famous diarist Samuel Pepys.

    After a suitably Dickensian Pub Quiz, the night darkens with one of the most unsettling Christmas ghost stories ever written: Elizabeth Gaskell’s The Old Nurse’s Story, read by Rachel Pickup — bleak, wintry, and deliciously spine-tingling. We then consult Dr Quack, whose hysterical and historically accurate medical treatments come back to haunt him. We hear some of our audience’s favourite Christmas memories, the pickle is finally revealed, and we leave the live space behind for one final reflection: a meditation on the restless spirit of one of the original pantomime dames, Dan Leno, who may never have quite left the theatre on Drury Lane.

    So pour yourself something warm, listen closely, and join us beneath the glittering West End. Merry Christmas, and we’ll see you soon in The Big Smoke.

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    Chapters

    (00:00) Christmas Memories

    (02:14) Intro

    (03:30) The Story of the Goblins Who Stole a Sexton

    (17:28) Christmas Crackers

    (21:00) Lewisham Creative Chorus

    (30:37) Sean Clark the Mudlark’s Latest Find

    (42:15) Pub Quiz: The Three Spirits

    (48:51) The Old Nurses Story

    (1:04:21) Dr Quack

    (1:14:48) Christmas Memories

    (1:16:13) The Ghost of a Pantomime Dame

    (1:22:16) ‘Merry Christmas Everyone’ sung by Lewisham Creative Chorus

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    Credits

    Hosted & Executive Produced by Kevin Bennett

    Produced & Edited by Alex Graham

    Assistant Produced by Adam Wright

    Original theme music by Giles Terera, arranged and played by Joseph Atkins

    The Old Nurses Story by Elizabeth Gaskell adapted by Cait Roddam Jones and performed by Rachel Pickup

    Dr Quack written and performed by Jolyon Coy

    Many thanks to our musical guests Thomas Guthrie and the Lewisham Creative Chorus with Outcry Ensemble, Vox Urbane's Vox Genesis programme, Lydia Kenny, Francesca Collyer-Powell, Jessica Anderson, Jess Mollie and Mike Veazey
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Human-ish: Justin Gregg on Anthropomorphism

    Human-ish: Justin Gregg on Anthropomorphism
    Dec 4 2025

    Welcome to The Big Smoke Variety Show!

    This week, we slip into the strange, funny and quietly revealing world of anthropomorphism — the very human habit of seeing minds, motives and meaning everywhere we look.

    First, Kevin pulls up a chair with scientist and bestselling author Justin Gregg, whose book Humanish explores why we dress up our dogs, get too attached to inanimate objects, and sometimes find ourselves arguing with ChatGPT. From friendly alligators to fauxnads, Justin explains how attributing human qualities to animals, objects and AIs can make us smarter, kinder — and occasionally a little delusional.

    On our Parish Noticeboard, we trade the clamour of the city for the steady rhythm of cut tile and grout at the Hackney Mosaic Project — a place where volunteers piece together hope, community and colour one tiny tile at a time. It’s a gentle reminder that creativity can be a holiday from your own head, and that some of the city’s most moving artwork has a deeper story behind it than you might think.

    Then Audio Archives returns with a newly unearthed — and increasingly unhinged — festive radio commercial featuring vanished 80s icon Jay Gladrock. What begins as a simple cereal advert soon descends into chaos, ego, and nut-based wordplay. It may well be the last surviving recording of Gladrock before he disappeared from public life entirely. Listener theories are, as ever, welcome.

    Finally, we round things off with a festive Victorian Parlour Game: The Minister’s Cat. Straight from Fezziwig’s Christmas gatherings, this classic game of quick wits and alphabetical adjectives is your guaranteed cure for a post-turkey slump!

    So settle in as we wander from curious minds to tiny tiles, from lost legends to lively language — all here in The Big Smoke.

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    Links

    🧠 Justin Gregg – Website

    📘 Humanish by Justin Gregg – Book

    🎨 Hackney Mosaic Project – Official Site

    📚 Tessa Hunkin’s Hackney Mosaic Project – Book

    🍁 Maple Leaf or Make Believe – CBC Video

    🍁 Maple Leaf or Make Believe – CBC Article

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    Chapters

    (00:00) Intro

    (01:35) Pub Quiz: Maple Leaf or Make Believe

    (02:35) Justin Gregg Interview

    (49:24) Parish Notices: Hackney Mosaic Project

    (57:05) Audio Archives: Unreleased Commercial

    (1:10:49) Victorian Parlour Games

    (1:13:00) Live Christmas Show

    (1:14:20) Maple Leaf or Make Believe Answers

    (1:15:24) Outro

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    Credits

    Hosted & Executive Produced by Kevin Bennett

    Produced & Edited by Alex Graham

    Assistant Produced by Adam Wright

    Original music by Giles Terera

    Music arranged and played by Joseph Atkins

    Audio Archives written by Aidan Parker and performed by Jamie Sandersfield, Matthew Nicholson and Cait Roddam Jones
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Audio Advent: How Rudolph Came To Be

    Audio Advent: How Rudolph Came To Be
    Dec 1 2025

    Welcome to The Big Smoke Variety Show!

    We’re slipping a little audio chocolate into your advent calendar: the true origin of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, plus a reading of the original 1939 story that made him a star. A festive treat from The Big Smoke family to start the holiday season.

    This piece was created by our host Kevin Bennett and is starring actors Adam Cunis and Hollie Hales. It warmed the hearts of the audience at our 2024 Christmas live show, so we wanted to share it with you as you open the first door of your advent calendars!

    If you'd like to join the fun at our live show this year, click the link below for info and tickets.

    Happy Holidays from The Big Smoke Variety Show!

    🎟️ The Big Smoke LIVE Christmas Special is at The Phoenix Arts Club in Soho on 14th December, 2025 — expect ghost stories, games, music and festive mischief.

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    Chapters

    (00:00) Intro

    (00:30) How Rudolph Came To Be

    (05:27) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    (17:10) 2025 Live Christmas Show

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    Credits

    Hosted & Executive Produced by Kevin Bennett

    Produced & Edited by Alex Graham

    Assistant Produced by Adam Wright

    Original music by Giles Terera

    Music arranged and played by Joseph Atkins

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    Adam Cunis is an actor who’s recent work includes 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' (Bridge Theatre), and 'Macbeth Storytelling' and 'The Woman in the Moon' (Shakespeare's Globe - Sam Wanamaker Playhouse). He recently appeared in ‘Suspect: the Shooting of Jean Charles De Menezes’ (Disney+). His audio work includes Outliers podcast (Historic Royal Palaces) and The Incident Room (New Diorama).

    Hollie Hales trained at RADA. Her recent theatre work includes 'A Midsummer Night’s Dream' (Bridge Theatre). Her audio work includes the ‘Tales of a Monstrous Heart’ fantasy trilogy by Jennifer Delaney (Audible). She works with Jane Austen’s house and will be performing readings for ‘A Celebration of Jane Austen’ in December and ‘Rebel Readings’ a collection of Jane’s favourite works at the museum in Chawton in January.
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    19 mins
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