Crypto is crashing.  LUNA shits the bed.  Max finds out the gender of his newest child.

Max is back.  The boys argue over Eric Clapton.  Scott creates two new segments for the show.

Eddie the Bull runs the show.  Max does Miami.  Our intern thinks we can handle multiple 9/11's a day.  Volcanos versus war.

Max poops on the side of the road again.  Stanley wins the shit coin shootout.  Ed sticks to his guns.

Two of the Bank Spankers may be deaf.  Max takes an emergency outdoor dump.  Mikey P pops in to chill.

Lil' Crankio makes his "official" debut.  The boys talk geo-politics and decide against prank calling in Asian accents.

Max and Mike have some issues. Scooter tries to keep the peace.  Eddie wins the February "Shitcoin Shootout."  

The boys discuss trying to make the Spankers more viable and less cancelable.  Max is chastised for his metaverse views.  Mike still doesn't understand Bitcoin...but he's in.