Just because you had a baby, doesn’t mean Barbie didn’t just come out.

You know what’s a totally fun and not at all terrifying experience? Taking your first dump after giving birth.

It can basically only be topped by your first post-birth shower, which looks more like a crime scene than a shampoo commercial.

Today we’re debriefing on the many firsts that come after birthing your bub, including Jessie’s pilgrimage to the Barbie movie.

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CREDITS

Hosts: Clare Stephens & Jessie Stephens
Producer: Taylah Strano
Audio Producer: Scott Stronach

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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I don't mean to be rude, but who tf are you?

Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever.

You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time.

And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years.

So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more importantly... what were their first impressions of us?

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CREDITS

Hosts: Clare Stephens & Jessie Stephens
Producer: Taylah Strano
Audio Producer: Thom Lyon

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/mplus/

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Baby Bubble is a brand new parenting podcast with a twist. Hosted by twins (and new mums) Jessie and Clare Stephens, this show dives into the absurdity and hilarity of the first few months of newborn life.

Can we offer helpful advice? No. Are we trying to? Absolutely not.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/mplus/

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.