As Tony heads back to Africa to ponder whether to take spotify up on our $50M contract, Doris steps in for another hour of hijinks. Dutch gets a Gen Z digital archeology attack over FB photo from 2005, Victim culture, Kim and Kanye, educational racism, and general genius are all in store for the latest 2Liter Kids! 

DYCGYS! A Dutch lead, Mocha discovery of young Luther Vandross as a backup singer in a performance of Bowie's "Young Americans" leads into a video cometary episode! Set you YouTube to follow along. "Never too Much" by Vandross, "Just like Compton" by DJ Kwik, and "Minute to Pray, Second to Die" by Mr. Scarface are featured in commentary.

Love each other as much as I love you!

-Uncle Gorgeous Dutch 

Drop your cocks, pick them up, then drop them again....THE BOYS ARE BACK FROM A LONG HIATUS! We left off 2 months ago, with The Mocha Choka turning down a $50M podcasting deal, and taking a steamer to Africa, leaving the studio cold and lonely.

 As you'll soon find out, not having money hasn't changed either of the boys one bit!

 Pewdiepie weekly, and KPOP Honorable Magazine both say,' Prepare to laugh so hard your drippy finger go hard and lose much golden peepee for cola."...whatever google translator means by that.

If Dutch were president. Dr. Fowchee. Plus a check in with Jamie Foxx in the reason virtue signalers are just reincarnated slave overseers. 

Love each other as much as I love you!

Dutchie

Grab you socks! It's the Oscars 2022 post slap special. Guest Co-host Doris Porter fills in for a flailing Tony.

What happens when a bright eyed, ambitious, black millennial comedic improv performing, talented lady joins the brilliant, quiptic and insightfully rich style of Gorgeous Dutch? Just solving the Rock vs Smith debacle!

Tune in, or keep being a racist and don't!

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It's Sunday for Los Hombres Dos Litros! Dutch regales us with a tale of his short lived series of Sundays in a black church. Does Jesus cure dope sickness? Listen to find out. In a song parody episode, the boys dig into Kirk Franklin and God's Property's song "Stomp". Dutch and Tony make Weird Al look like Special Ed with the Stomp parody, "Stompin' Twan". 

 Let us know what you think! Share a cocktale! Comments! 2litershow@gmail.com  Twitter @2literboyshow

The Boys are FINALLY back! In what's widely considered one of podcasting's greatest moments, The 2 Liter Boys give you a truly epic show. The in depth truth about the revelations of the government crack pipe giveaway.  

 We the revisit the recent of Brenda's got a Baby Mommas' throwing babies in dumpsters. The Dutch shares the concept of the solitary group who are neither pro life or pro choice, but in fact pro abortion. 

 We have a new segment, "If Dutchie was President" Where the new "Confederate Flag" Law will be introduced. 

Lastly, the boys do a deep dive on Dutchie theory of how Michael Jackson became a pedo. Hint: He was partying at Studio 54 when he was 14 years of age.

 ALWAYS LOVE YOUR HATERS, NEVER HATE YOUR LOVERS!

Drop your cocks, grab your socks! Dutch tells the story of misidentifying a Korean man with downs syndrome as being a white dude. The boys later get into a heated debate about racial misnomer and discrimination. Then Dutchie tells about a time he fell in love with a stripper, and briefly became a "Titty Hipster". Cheap fucks at service jobs and scammers finish out the episode.

Grab Your Cocks, Drop Your Socks. It's an Impromptu V. Day Episode, with Mike Dawson on opening, and the first ever Cock-Tales! Hear Mocha's first time on the mic in a clip from the unreleased pilot. 

New episodes return this week!

 Music By 2Live Crew, and Pastor TJ Barrett.