Episodes

  • Be careful little eyes what you see..! The Father Up Above... LOVEs YOU
    Mar 4 2026

    Convictions are the name of the game this week! Helping others can lead to some serious life lessons. I'll share a story about how my well-intentioned actions, fueled by ignorance, had a life-altering impact. We also had some eye-opening Vegas experiences that reinforced my convictions. The key is to slow down, listen carefully, and follow the guidance you receive from God ... #dottheend


    Thanks to everyone who sends emails – they really brighten my day!


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    Email me at thequeenofcrazyhouse@gmail.com

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    26 mins
  • When God says Go, JUMP... GO.... Then Follow His Directions...
    Feb 25 2026

    I previously believed that relocating from one town to another was challenging. However, after many years of moving, I have come to realize that it is the people we leave behind that we truly miss. When God granted me what I had been praying for, I accepted it without hesitation. God gave me Mr. cLIFT... I truly do not feel worthy of such a wonderful man. I know he is a gift from God. I have never listened to and followed His Word as readily as I have now. Looking back, it is truly remarkable. God is good. I find myself pondering what the future holds. While it has only been three years since I've lived here, I feel prepared for the next chapter in my life. I believe I am ready. God has great plans for me. I am confident in this. Therefore, I will patiently wait upon God, studying His word until He calls me forth, hopefully to meet new people.


    Thank you for all the emails. Please be aware that my email address has been updated to thequeenofcrazyhouse@gmail.com.


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    Thank God you're not my Child..!

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    23 mins
  • Have you drawn your line in the sand..? Guess What No Stone was thrown..
    Feb 18 2026

    This world can drive a person crazy. I think we have forgotten that wrong is wrong. I remember my parents always saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right." It's the most honest statement ever. I had to draw a line in the sand and ask God to save me. He did, and He does every day, as long as you have that line and remember you want to be on God's side of it. Leave your sins, even the hidden ones, under the line and wipe them away forever. God will, and God has. So, get your line drawn. Do it. Challenge yourself to become a better person through God, not the world's views. The world will lead you to hell. I said what I said.


    Thank you for the messages; the new email must have worked. I have lots more coming! WOOOOHOOOO


    Email: thequeenofcrazyhouse@gmail.com


    Follow all my socials! Thank God you're not my child..!


    Do it already... 5-star review because I HAVE gotten better..


    Thank you... Stickers are here!

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    23 mins
  • Make that BLACK BOX clear, Give ALL TO GOD..!!
    Feb 11 2026

    This episode explores the challenges of confronting hidden sins and opening oneself to God. I once believed that holding onto these secrets was a sign of faith, but I've since discovered the transformative power of honesty and vulnerability. We all carry our own "black boxes," and I discuss practical ways to ensure we move forward, rather than backward, on life's rollercoaster. Let God into every part of your life, making it clear.


    Thank you to everyone who has reached out via email. Your support means the world to me. I am updating my email address to thequeenofcrazyhouse@gmail.com.


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    New stickers are available. Use the new email address: thequeenofcrazyhouse@gmail.com

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    19 mins
  • GET READY Stories for some POSITIVE FUN stories . Preschool trough books can bring crazy learning fun and memories..
    Feb 4 2026

    I've been feeling the negativity in the world lately, and it was starting to consume me. Last night, while watching a movie with my husband, I realized how harsh my thoughts and words had become. I turned to God for guidance, and he reminded me of the wonderful memories I have teaching my "little stalkers." This episode features five stories from my time teaching preschool, using books as a springboard. These stories, while initially feeling like life failures, ultimately became positive and laughable moments, and I think you'll enjoy hearing them.


    The five books I discuss are:


    1. The Wonky Donkey by Craig Smith

    2. Where Do Balloons Go? by Jamie Lee Curtis

    3. Legend of Rock Paper Scissors by Drew Daywalt

    4. Runaway Booger by Matt Richtel

    5. The Most Magnificent Thing by Ashley Spires


    Go search for them and make your world a little more positive!


    Thank you for all the emails. If you're waiting for a reply, please check your spam folders.


    Email: thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com


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    24 mins
  • SNOWMAGEDDON 2026 "It's a SNOW DAY Claire anything can happen..!" #iykyk
    Jan 28 2026

    Snow Day with Chevy Chase (2000) – if you haven't watched that, are you even human? This hilarious movie perfectly captures the essence of a real snow day. I discuss my personal love-hate relationship with snow, sharing how I, despite not being a snow enthusiast, make sure my kids (and now my dogs and mother-in-law!) experience the magic of a true winter wonderland. This episode marks my first time with furry co-hosts – my dogs! We're braving the elements and recording outside – why not? Let's create some unforgettable memories!


    Thank you to everyone who emails; your messages keep me motivated! Share your stories with me at thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com.


    Also, please follow my socials – stalk me! lolol


    Thank God you're not my child!

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    22 mins
  • Follow the rules..! Get your head out of your BOOTY.. Seriously..!
    Jan 21 2026

    I think I was born with the God Rules. As far back as I know I understood THE RULES, Godly Rules. I also understood that I was braking Godly Rules throughout my little life. Why do so many people ignore the rules? When did people start to think the law doesn't apply to them.. Get your head out of your ass, people. Follow the Rules.. Even Jesus followed the laws of the land.. I go straight to God for my answers.. Defiantly messed that up many times in my life. Let us #dobetter .. God first is the only way.

    Thank you for all the messages... Yes I Got your email D-man...

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    25 mins
  • TIME is all we want.. Where Do you spend your time..?
    Jan 14 2026

    Time is our most precious resource. Consider with whom you choose to spend yours. Upon reflection, I recognize that my past choices were not always the most beneficial. Since my retirement, I have come to realize the extent to which I have squandered my time on less-than-desirable pursuits. The periods when I had faith as my guiding principle were undoubtedly the happiest. My life is greatly enhanced when I dedicate my best moments to my faith. Therefore, I will make thoughtful decisions about how I allocate my time. Are you seeking attention, or simply time? Thank you for your kind messages regarding Mr. Clift; he is doing well. We have adopted healthier habits, including improved dietary choices and increased physical activity. Please follow us on social media: "Thank God you're not my child". New stickers have been ordered, and I will mail them out as soon as they arrive.

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    24 mins