Episodes

  • The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..
    Nov 19 2025

    Can not tell you how many times I have heard " my child would NEVER..!" Only for them to understand YES Your child did. Most likely because they have watched another person around them act or do the same thing.. We need to look at ourselves to learn about our kids.. Yes I said it. We train our kids our to a great humans. Not an Rude asshole, like an adult in their life..

    Learning to take care of our own actions will help us treat people better, just think about it. We use our good words and actions it rubs off, why wouldn't the bad attitude..

    Stop turning your GIFT'S FROM GOD into little assholes.

    Your Child does do that. Take responsibility for their actions. You are teaching them..

    Please follow all socials : Thank god you're not my child..!

    Thank you for the emails. Please email for stickers at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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    25 mins
  • Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?
    Nov 12 2025

    Why church..? I would ask WHY NOT.. Church isn't a building.. Come listen to my Blah Blah on this. Then Go FIND YOUR CHURCH... We need to make God's KINGDOM BIGGER..! Jesus TOLD Us TOOOOOOO...


    Thank you to all the listeners. We ae heading to Episode 100 next week.. WWWOOOOHHHoooooo

    Listener Stories next week 4 different stories getting policed... lol

    Follow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!

    Remember Go to God First..

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    23 mins
  • "I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..?
    Nov 5 2025

    While exploring TikTok, I came across an intriguing post about Atheist Dyeing Words, which was quite thought-provoking. It led me to contemplate how I can center God in my life. I've started with prayer, which is my current focus, and I am praying constantly, considering the how, why, and when.

    Let us GET THIS GOING>>>> PRAY PRAY PRAY

    Thank you to everyone who sends emails; they truly brighten my day. Please keep them coming! You can reach me at thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com.

    Follow us on all social media platforms as Thank God you're not my Child.

    We are also working on some new stickers, and they look to be fantastic!

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    22 mins
  • YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid
    Oct 29 2025

    To all daycare providers, parents, and indeed all individuals: Let's stop creating overly selective eaters. I stand by this statement. With over 30 years of experience in childcare, I can confidently say that children need to understand the concept of a diverse diet. Allowing children to consume only 5-6 food items is a failure on our part as parents. As a daycare provider, I often faced challenges with both parents and children. The most difficult task was consistently saying "no." This episode explores the methods I used to create my own menu, all while maintaining grace.


    I would like to express my gratitude for all the emails and messages I have received. Sometimes, that's all I need. Retirement has its challenges, but I am busy finding new activities and sending out stickers in the mornings.


    Episode 100 is rapidly approaching, and I am accepting listener stories until the very last moment. Share your stories! #Doitlady


    Please follow me on all social media platforms: Thank God you're not my child!

    Donna k

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    25 mins
  • Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!)
    Oct 22 2025

    Driving Mr. Clift has become a passion of mine. I never considered myself a skilled driver, but I have come to realize that I am. There were several personal challenges I had to overcome to fully appreciate this experience. These challenges were so deeply ingrained in my self-perception that I had to introspect and make significant changes.


    Stories from the road: We recently experienced an accident in Tyler, TX. Please keep those involved in your thoughts and prayers.


    Thank you to everyone who has reached out with messages and emails. We appreciate your support!


    Follow us on all social media platforms: Thank God you're not my child!


    Share your stories with us via email: thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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    24 mins
  • Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais
    Oct 15 2025

    Having a home child care business can be a real struggle. Why make things harder on yourself? Why do we have Child/Teacher ratios? Do you understand why? There are things we can do as child care providers that can technically put yo out of ratio.. BE SMART and get your head out of your butt... These little gifts from God you are taking care of are NOT YOURS... They are worth more than being LIVE on THE INTERNET.. I said what I said... YOU ARE WRONG if you do not agree...

    email : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

    Thank you for all the emails Keeps me laughing..

    Please make comments I love chatting

    Follow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!

    Stickers are going out in the a.m.


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    27 mins
  • 800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..!
    Oct 8 2025

    Let's talk about all the fun we had during daycare with Queen of crazy house... From over 800,000 water beads to Shaving cream MESSY FRIDAYs... Parenting fail " My kid would NEVER do that..!' Most common thing a daycare parent will say.. Because Their child is PERFECT.... " Hello mother Mary, I guess..?" Thank you for all the emails.. The stories are crazy and fun all at the same time...

    Follow All Socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!

    • Stickers are going out in the am..
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    25 mins
  • Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!!
    Sep 30 2025

    Wow, to say that the world has changed is an understatement. It's a must-do: stand for God, no questions asked. The ways God has changed my heart in the last five years have been nothing short of a miracle. I was once on a path of worldly destruction, but no more. Listening needs to be the strongest thing I do these days. Learning that just because I wanted something doesn't mean that want is from God.

    Go listen then THINK HARD.... it is all between you and GOD... #DoitLady lol

    Thank you for all the emails. I love reading them.. Keep the stories coming... Episode 100 is LISTENER STORIES...

    email : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

    Follow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!

    Stickers are going out in the am...

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    25 mins