Episodes

  • Human After All
    Feb 10 2026

    This week Clayton and Mattie talk about episode 8 of season two, "The Communicator" and the week of November 13, 2002! This one has a hilarious Trip subplot for some reason. Hop in! Let's go!

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    55 mins
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Vulcan Mind
    Jan 27 2026

    We are BACK from hiatus!!!! And we're talking about the week of November 6th, 2002, and the seventh episode of season two which is of course called "the seventh."

    T'Pol shot first.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • PREVIEW: Ghost Ship (2002)
    Dec 22 2025

    SEA EVIL!!!!!!! Are you sea-ing evil? Well, we did! We threatened to watch GHOST SHIP (2002) and then we watched GHOST SHIP (2002). We demand you stop thinking about THE ABYSS and instead think about GHOST SHIP,

    Head over to the Patreon and toss us a measly one dollar! If you'd like to listen to the whole thing.

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    13 mins
  • Are you Seven Samurai'ing me right now?
    Dec 16 2025

    This week, we're talking about season 2, episode 6 "Marauders," and the week of October 30, 2002. Reach for the sky, and hand over the deuterium!!!! Everyone is mean to each other in this one, while the crew tries to do A Bug's Life without all the deception for some reason.

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    54 mins
  • The Long, Dark, Night of the Sickbay (with Jenna Stoeber)
    Dec 2 2025

    This week we are joined by friend of the show and medical lube replacer Jenna Stoeber, and we talk about season 2, episode 5 "A Night in Sickbay," and the week of October 16, 2002. This one is a stinker! But as always OUR episode? Is very, very good.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Warp Plasma Can't Melt Station Beams
    Nov 18 2025

    This week we're talking about season 2, episode 4: "Dead Stop," and the week of October 9, 2002. In history, things are beginning to become very bad! However, this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise....is good? And we liked it? What's going on here? What's happening?! AHHHHHHhHHHHHH

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    1 hr
  • They Never Really Got to Eat Breakfast
    Nov 4 2025

    This week we spend a lot of time talking about Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo (2002) but then also Enterprise season 2 episode 3 "Minefield" and the week of October 2, 2002!

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    50 mins
  • PREVIEW: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
    Oct 28 2025

    This week we are here with a BONUS(!) episode that you can listen to on our Patreon. We make Trek Podcast HERSTORY by being the first ones ever to talk about Star Wars. We of course must torture ourselves with a 2002 entry per the scope of our show, but here we are. Grab a tennis ball and do the Meisner Technique at it. Let's go! Head on over to temporalculturewar.com

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    15 mins