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Teacher Burnout, Coreys, & Why Schools Feel Like Gotham City | The Teacher's Lounge Live | Ep. 58

Teacher Burnout, Coreys, & Why Schools Feel Like Gotham City | The Teacher's Lounge Live | Ep. 58

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 Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge**. In this episode, Chris and Matt spiral (lovingly) through the absolute madness of modern teaching: **high-needs classrooms, behavior chaos, co-teaching, stress eating, caffeine addiction, and why teachers can’t even turn their backs for two seconds without Gotham City breaking out behind them.** We also get into: * Why LA is full of “slash people” (comedian/actor/entrepreneur/mentally ill) * Why small class sizes should be the standard (16 kids max, fight us) * Teacher lounge horror stories (powdered donut vomit… yes, really) * Bathroom crimes committed by adults who apparently were raised by raccoons If you’re a teacher: this episode is a pressure valve. If you’re not: congratulations — you’re about to understand why we look exhausted in every photo. --- **00:00 – Intro & welcome back** Testosterone talk already happened off-camera 💀 **00:04:02 – Matt’s short week + TPUs stress begins** Teacher credentialing chaos explained **00:10:25 – The REAL fix: class sizes should be 16 max** High needs + low scores = behavior fireworks **00:11:43 – Low scores = higher behavior (every time)** And you finally feel like you’re actually teaching **00:14:03 – iPad + Apple TV = never turn your back again** Teacher tech survival strategy **00:15:26 – Teacher lounge story: powdered donut vomit** Stress + sugar = instant regret **00:25:06 – Coreys vs Gordons explained (again, because it’s real)** Coreys = chaos, Gordons = quiet wall-staring kings **00:33:17 – Least Restrictive Environment explained** Longest leash possible before they burn it down **00:41:28 – District “experts” who couldn’t hack teaching** They write books instead **00:49:58 – Outro + sketches coming back after TPUs** New sketches every week once Matt survives --- #teachersloungepodcast #teacherpodcast #educationpodcast #teacherburnout #teacherlife #teacherhumor #publicschoolsystem #classroommanagement #teachermentalhealth #teachercommunity #comedypodcast #schoolstories --- If this episode made you laugh, cringe, or whisper **“bro SAME”** under your breath — hit **LIKE**, **SUBSCRIBE**, and drop a comment with your most unhinged teacher moment. Share this with: * A teacher who’s surviving on caffeine and vibes * A coworker who has “Coreys” every period * Or someone who thinks teaching is “easy” because we sit down all day 😌 ---
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