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Talkn Tennis

Talkn Tennis

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Talkn Tennis is a weekly tennis podcast where three mates break down ATP, WTA and Grand Slam drama over a beer – with more trash talk than Medvedev v Tsitsipas. If you’re sick of polite commentary and PR-approved answers, this is the show that says what every tennis tragic is actually thinking. Each week we unpack the biggest stories from around the tour: five-set epics, first-round choke jobs, coaching scandals, umpire meltdowns and everything in between. From Melbourne to Madrid, Roland Garros to the US Open, we follow the circus, argue over the hot takes and celebrate the weird, wonderful world of modern tennis. In every episode you’ll get: Honest, unfiltered reactions to the latest ATP & "some" WTA results Grand Slam storylines, dark-horse picks and wildly biased predictions Deep dives on players, rivalries and the moments that broke the internet Mailbag questions, overreactions and the occasional stat that may or may not be accurate Cold beers, bad jokes and friendship-ending debates about who could beat who in their prime. Rated R for racquet abuse, questionable stats and insensitive jokes, Talkn Tennis is not sanctioned by the ATP or WTA – and definitely not approved by your local club committee. If you came for polite debate, wrong court, champ. Subscribe and join the chaos every week. 🎾🍻Talkn Tennis Productions Tennis
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  • Ep 13: AO 2026 Chaos: Osaka Drama, Sinner’s "Heat Gate" & Medvedev Crushed
    Jan 30 2026
    Episode Overview

    The 2026 Australian Open has descended into absolute madness, and the Talkn Tennis team is here to sift through the wreckage. From "Heat Gate" controversies to the shocking collapse of top seeds, we break down a week in Melbourne that no one saw coming. Is the Alcaraz/Sinner era officially untouchable, or is a certain American teenager about to flip the script?

    What’s In This Episode?
    1. [00:00] Intro: The Animal & The Instigators Adam welcomes the crew. Chrissy P explains his recent X (Twitter) war regarding the Osaka/Cirstea drama, and Vargos weighs in on playing in the Melbourne furnace with a history of "knees made of glass."
    2. [12:45] Quarter-Final Carnage * Rybakina vs. Swiatek: Elena finds the lines while Iga finds the exit.
    3. The American Civil War: Pegula vs. Anisimova—who held their nerve?
    4. The Sinner Survival: Breaking down "Heat Gate" and how Jannik escaped a scare under the roof.
    5. [28:30] The Osaka Controversy Recapping Naomi’s shock withdrawal and the social media firestorm that followed. Was it handled right, or are we looking at a permanent rift?
    6. [42:15] The Changing of the Guard? Daniil Medvedev gets "creamed" by Learner Tien. We discuss if Tien is officially the new face of American tennis and what went wrong for the Octopus.
    7. [55:00] Semi-Final Predictions Can anyone—literally anyone—stop the Sinner vs. Alcaraz collision course? We look at the remaining draw and place our bets.
    8. [01:10:20] Battle of the Spuds: AO History Edition A brutal "Level: Impossible" trivia round. Who actually knows their 90s qualifiers, and who is the ultimate tennis "Spud"?

    Key Quotes"I’ve seen more tension between Osaka and Cirstea this week than I have in a grand slam final in ten years."Chrissy P"Medvedev didn't just lose; it felt like Learner Tien was playing a different sport. The American era isn't coming; it's here."Adam the AnimalConnect With Us
    1. Subscribe: Hit that button on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your fix to help us win over the algorithm gods!
    2. Follow the Drama: Check out Chrissy P’s latest arguments on X (if he hasn't been blocked yet).
    3. Support: Leave us a 5-star review if you want Vargos’ ACLs to finally heal.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Ep 12- Australian Open 2026 Round 1 Carnage – Seeds Falling & Statement Wins
    Jan 21 2026

    ound 1 at the Australian Open has delivered absolute chaos — and we’re here to unpack all of it.

    In this episode, Adam the Antimal is joined by Chrissy P and Vargos as the crew recaps Day 1 and Day 2 of the Australian Open, breaking down the biggest results, wild upsets, and unforgettable moments from the opening rounds.

    🔊 Episode Highlights

    🎙️ Intro

    Welcome back to Talkn Tennis, the only tennis podcast you need for headlines, results, and well-informed, unfiltered opinions. Whether you’re a returning listener or new to the pod, don’t forget to subscribe and help us win over the algorithm gods.

    Adam the Antimal is joined by:

    1. Chrissy P – AO record holder for women’s matches and deli sandwiches in a single day session
    2. Vargos (Adrian) – fresh off breaking his own AO record for alcohol smuggled into Melbourne Park

    🇦🇺 AO Adventures
    1. Shake Shack vs Hector’s Deli: the real Melbourne Park rivalry
    2. Evading security while sneaking drinks into the grounds
    3. The epic queues that test every tennis fan’s resolve
    4. Naomi Osaka stealing the spotlight with a ridiculous on-court intro and outfit

    📰 Headline Recap – Round 1 Mayhem

    Sunday / Monday

    We kick things off with a brutal casualty report — Round 1 has been ruthless for seeded players.

    1. Flavio Cobolli (20) crashes out in straight sets to British qualifier Arthur Fery, while battling severe illness in one of the strangest Grand Slam exits you’ll ever see.
    2. Felix Auger-Aliassime (7) retires due to cramping against Nuno Borges after a grueling four-set battle.
    3. Alexander Zverev survives an early scare, dropping the first set to big-serving Canadian Gabriel Diallo before recovering in four.

    Women’s draw shockers:

    1. Ekaterina Alexandrova (11) stunned by Turkish qualifier Zeynep Sönmez in three tight sets.
    2. A heartbreaking 3.5-hour marathon sees Marta Kostyuk (20) fall to Elsa Jacquemot in a triple-tiebreak epic, ending 10–7 in the final set.

    Tuesday / Wednesday

    1. Daniil Medvedev grinds past Quentin Halys in four sets.
    2. Andrey Rublev (13) survives a scare against qualifier Jaime Faria.
    3. Nuno Borges continues his strong run, knocking out Aussie hope Jordan Thompson in four.

    Statement Wins
    1. Coco...
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Ep 11 - AO 2026 Preview
    Jan 14 2026

    Introduction: Welcome back to the exhilarating world of tennis with the latest edition of Talkin' Tennis. As we dive into the highlights of the podcast’s recent discussions, we bring to light the excitement surrounding the upcoming Australian Open and the intriguing One Point Challenge that has captured the imaginations of players and fans alike.

    Main Content:


    1. **The One Point Challenge Explained**

    The podcast opens with a humorous take on the One Point Challenge, a unique event where players, including amateurs and celebrities, compete to win a million dollars by winning just one point against a professional player. Adam the Animal introduces his co-hosts, Chris and Adrian, who share their thoughts on whether they would serve or return in such a high-pressure situation. Chris suggests that returning might be the best strategy, as professionals are likely to feel the pressure and serve weaker shots, making it easier for him to score a point.


    2. **Milos Raonic's Retirement**

    In another segment, the hosts reflect on Milos Raonic's recent retirement announcement after a commendable 15-year career. They discuss his achievements, including reaching a Grand Slam final and maintaining a high win percentage, despite injuries that plagued him towards the end of his career. Adam notes that Raonic was one of the best players of his era who never clinched a Grand Slam title, sparking a deeper conversation about the challenges faced by athletes in their twilight years.


    3. **Anticipation for the Australian Open**

    As the Australian Open approaches, the hosts discuss the tournament's seedings, highlighting players like Alcaraz and Sinner on the men's side, and emerging stars like Bencic on the women's side. Adrian expresses his excitement for the return of tennis, while Chris shares his concerns about Zverev's mental state heading into the tournament, hinting at potential vulnerabilities.


    4. **Tennis Insights and Fan Engagement**

    Throughout the podcast, the camaraderie among the hosts is palpable as they share laughs and engage with listeners. They discuss the importance of fan interaction and how the tennis community thrives on these connections. The hosts also express their eagerness to provide insights and predictions as the tournament unfolds, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for more updates.

    In conclusion, the latest edition of Talkin' Tennis captures the lively spirit of the tennis community as it gears up for the Australian Open. The introduction of the One Point Challenge adds an exciting twist to the season, while the discussions around Milos Raonic's retirement remind us of the fleeting nature of athletic careers. With a mix of humor, insights, and genuine passion for the sport, the hosts create an engaging experience for their audience, leaving fans eager for the matches ahead.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
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