Ever steal your mom's SnackWells? Were Fruit Gushers a total scam? Was Trix yogurt ACTUALLY healthy?? Cody, Andrew, & Ren breakdown greatest school lunch and after school food items INCLUDING The Hierarchy of Lunchables! Feminist Icon, Little Debbie! Fruit Roll-ups VS Fruit by the Foot! Eggo Waffles vs Pop Tarts! Push Pops vs Ring pops! Hi-C vs SunnyD! Totino's! Bagel Bites! Hot Pockets! How Cody's political advocacy got him a brick of Toaster Strudel frosting! AND MUCH MORE!

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Andrew floats on cloud nine with the new Mariah album and the promise of a new Nicki coming out in March! PLUS: Doja = Madonna? Sabrina as Polly Pocket! Another Mamma Mia sequel?? Bad Bunny lands the Super Bowl! TAYLOR SWIFT VS THE NFL! Selena Gomez invites husband to her wedding! Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun?? Cynthia Erivo as Voldemort? Rihanna gives us... ANOTHER BABY! Big Boys on Hulu! AND why is Amy Poehler a part of this week's scam???

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Gaga won't let us rest! Is Tate the next Britney? Is Dua ever NOT on vacation? Is Cardi's press tour the greatest of all time?? And who should play the Super Bowl halftime show: Megan, Ariana, or MALALA?? PLUS: Did Cody, Andrew, and Ren survive the Rapture?? AND DWTS and Coachella 2026 reactions!!

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