• TJP #88 - Road Trippin'
    May 7 2026

    Kids road trip

    Hotel faux pas

    Jim Gaffigan @ Woodlands

    JJ's wedding anniversary

    "Soft launching" these kids into adulthood

    Teams profile photos for work

    Nurse's Week

    Why do kids mess with the thermostat?????

    Papa Al back in hospital

    All women scream at Mikie... and he deserves it

    Hot Happy Summer Regret Month

    What are you listening to us on?

    What was your first road trip?

    2 types of people: head in sand or aware of global events

    The only 2 triggers for the market: OpenAI and Trump

    Facepalm: "You ran over what?!?!?"

    "Baby Jessica" arrested for domestic violence

    Kash Patel thought he was fired

    "Beat Cancer Off"

    Most expensive album ever purchased

    WTF: graduation season is here

    NERC level 3 warning

    Trump passports??

    The Apprentice reboot with Don Jr.?? Why?!?!

    STORY TIME: Mikie and Ricky in Galveston shenanigans

    Idiots towing things

    Jacob landed another job!

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

    Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • TJP #87 - Eating bricks
    Apr 14 2026

    No more live streaming

    R.I.P. Chuck Norris

    Monkeys in a cage

    Pizza Hut can nibble on my hairy nuts

    Sean's work updates

    Tommy is a dumbass

    Dudley Douchebag

    Tres Generaciones tequila review

    Rum as a sipping liquor??

    Erin moving into new house

    Sean has a history of sending us questionable videos

    Technical issues with #86. Sorry

    Erin would rather eat a brick...

    Mikie's love for TEMU

    R.I.P. to April Fool's

    Artemis II launch

    Tesla Model S & X models discontinued

    Iran AI generated LEGO vids

    F.N.A.E. - Five NIghts at Epstein's

    Mikie let JJ down

    Trump on firing spree?

    Airport delays / ICE / TSA

    Amazon "Ultimate" vide tier

    90s Nostalgia Con

    Authors not disclosing if AI was used

    Mikie's upcoming Facepalm story

    Everything is getting expensive

    Sargent bday bash

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

    Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • TJP #86 - Blowouts and Brews (updated)
    Mar 25 2026

    4 beers not enough for HEB shopping

    Teenager cleaning his room???

    RIP to JJs beloved Saint Arnold hat

    The wife gets yet another ticket

    JJ gets fucked at the pump

    Aly graduation with Bachelors

    Sean's employment woes

    Dave's bday BBQ / reunion

    Mikie created the Axis of Evil

    Blowout & beer

    We need to do a "boys weekend"

    Certain people should not be part of work decisions

    ATL Hawks celebrate strippers

    Texasn players beware of strip clubs

    Flavored stouts should be banned

    "Boner Bears" recall

    "Bare" Swift looks like Mustaine's twin

    Cornell University calls bullshit on corpo speak

    Florida candidate banned from Waffle Houses

    Ice Barbie is out, meth hellbilly replaces her

    AI backed cameras mandatory for 2027 vehicles

    Fuck you Fiona and Susan Mitchell - spam calls

    AI camera synapsis as a subscription

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

    Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • TJP #85 - HOPE: Gen-X style
    Feb 25 2026

    JJ did a stupid - truck stuck in own yard

    Old man injury

    Joey takes aptitude test

    Sean moving inventory around in store

    Big dog

    Erin gives BG3 a thumbs up

    Erin closing on new house

    Jacob laid off

    R.I.P. Robert Duval and Jesse Jackson

    Mikie's observation of generational work ethic

    JJ Doordashed wine for his wife during show

    End of the electronics market for the next decade??

    Mikie's definition of HOPE: Gen X

    Oregon man beats off while beating off police

    British Airways crew take gummies

    Anyone get their Trump watch or phone yet??

    Prince Andrew arrested

    People don't realize how much of their lives rely on internet

    Doordashing something to the house, from work, when wife is at home?

    STORY TIME:Texas City vs JJ's Malibu

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

    Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • TJP #84 - JJ's sober episode???
    Feb 14 2026
    NO MORE VOICEMAIL # JJ running sober?!?!? JJ's updates Leslie damages car SIX days after purchase Joey's driving again and job update JJ's big work OOOPPPSSS Sean's updates Sean, BG3 and 3:30am One Pot Showdown Cody joins chat room Mikie's forgotten updates Verizon vs Shit-Mobile Super Bowl Shit Show Mikie just realized he wants a sex bot FAA vs DOD in El Paso / New Mexico Florida delivers!! Man vs. vacuum Lululemon has visible buttholes CEO killed by sub-contractor on forklift Flock cameras - terrifying privacy concern Kirk Erikson joins chatroom Donut overload in neighborhood Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks Craigslist rakes in money Will cartels start smuggling PC components?? STORY TIME: Summer of 1990 - 2 accidents, same intersection CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • TJP #83 - 2026. Embrace the suck / Gary loves Arturo
    Jan 9 2026

    We lost Sean - phone call

    Old ROF videos

    An idea: 2026 Bingo card!

    Updates on everyone's New Years

    JJ NYE update

    Mikie's NYE update

    SQUIRREL!!!

    Sean's NYE update

    Sean's sinus/sleeping issue

    Beer talk - Bringing Sean to the dark side

    CONTACT INFO

    2026 BINGO CARD - TOP 10

    TOP 10 - DISCUSS

    Dr. Doom / Runes / MCU

    Sean derails us with AI chatter

    Sean's social media rant

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

    Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • TJP #82 - Kiss our ass 2025!!
    Jan 6 2026

    Erin's comment

    Joey knows how to end a year

    Joey tries to take a toe off

    Leslie wastes $15 worth of beer!

    Xfinity can eat a bag of dicks

    Hunt for yet another vehicle

    Legos would have been a cooler story...

    Uber to work: Are you out of your mind???

    Social media reminders??

    AI SMS texts??

    Sean's lengthy vacation

    Falkor - the skeleton edition

    Mikie's spam phone tribulation

    "Smart" devices become obsolete

    Perils of Apple's closed ecosystem

    Youtube succumbs to "AI slop"

    Mikie's technology viewpoint

    Gen X bridges the gap???

    What would you miss if lost one of your senses?

    Kemah PDs potential Cyberstuck acquisition

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

    Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • TJP #81 - A bone to pick with the old man's liver
    Dec 20 2025

    Email - Arnold Thomas

    JJ's son totals truck, just like his momma

    Tommy is on AAA shit list

    Renfest has lost it's luster

    JJ outbeer'd his pops

    Mikie's neighborhood dog dilemma

    Beer – continued

    A bone to pick with dad's liver

    Bert Kerschner

    Granger restaurant and bar

    JJ's work Christmas party

    Sean's updates

    Sean's peptide rabbit hole

    Tommy's blow out conundrum

    There goes the neighborhood

    Mikie is a broken shell of himself

    Latest television shows

    RIP to Molly's Pub and Rob Reiner

    Give me red slippers and call me Dorothy!

    Even AI can get "stoned"...

    Grouping of call-in bomb threats in Clear Lake area

    Surveyed to death

    Erin is cracking the whip on podcast updates

    AI driven children's toys to avoid

    Colonel Sanders - interesting history

    History Channel show "Alone"

    Kathy Case - Who the fuck is this person???

    ROF reunion date??

    Open bar at work expo? We're there!!!

    3D printed fidget turds

    Mikie's step son puts his genius to use in Japan

    3D printer possibly in the Taco Shack???

    Meet up at Craft96

    Ardbeg scotch whiskey or Campho Phenique???

    BONUS: Mikie has no idea what 6-7 is referenced to...

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    Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

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    1 hr and 28 mins