Episodes

  • *Unlocked* Play In The Park - Ep. 1: Disaster at The Kidsino

    *Unlocked* Play In The Park - Ep. 1: Disaster at The Kidsino
    Feb 11 2026
    Playtime's over? no. It's just begun. For the kids who spend their Summers in Park, each day is a new battle for survival. And for a crew of rascals looking to make a name for themselves, danger and opportunity totter on two ends of destiny's seesaw. The flag has been captured. The tenuous peace between the factions of Playgrund, The Court, and the Chalk has fallen. But where there's chaos, there are those who stand to profit off it all. What say you, kid? Wanna pull a heist? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • *Unlocked* Greg's Bluray Collection 1: "The Exercist"

    *Unlocked* Greg's Bluray Collection 1: "The Exercist"
    Jan 27 2026
    As our resident cinephile, Greg happens to own a near infinite amount of little-known movie musicals on Blu-ray. In this series, we pick one of the most esoteric titles on his shelf and sit back as Greg guides us through its plot and songs. No improv in this one. Nope. None whatsoever. Listen to more at Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    23 mins
  • *Unlocked* Monster Manual Melodies #1

    *Unlocked* Monster Manual Melodies #1
    Jan 13 2026
    Our players welcome Dracula's cousin Fred to the table, who has journeyed far and wide studying monsters in order to place them into a "Monster Manual" of sorts. But besides sirens, most monsters can't sing very well. And that's where we come in. Can these players bring out the songs every monster has hidden inside their heart? Let's hope so, cause that's the conceit of this episode! Songs: "Who's the Lord of the Ooze" "Demure Lemure" "Solar Power" "Gith Zerai Limbo Party" Listen to more at ⁠Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 mins
  • Patreon Preview #23: Mary Lou's Music House - "Colon Night"

    Patreon Preview #23: Mary Lou's Music House - "Colon Night"
    Jan 6 2026
    That's right! It's everybody's favorite night at the tavern: "Colon Night!" Tonight, three magical creatures and one diaper knight bond over their shared experiences with irritable bowels. Listen to the rest at Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    7 mins
  • 24. Rent The Moon! (with the High Rollers)

    24. Rent The Moon! (with the High Rollers)
    Dec 30 2025
    This session, we reach inside the vault and wrench the wriggling form of one our first ever episodes out from the darkness housed within. You might have caught on from the title that this one will be about landlords and rent, but did you also think it would take place...one the MOON?! You did? Oh, well look who's a smartypants. Songs: "Lord of the Land" "A Perfectly Fine Studio" "Checkin on the Breakout" "The Inner Turmoil of Private Henderson" "Moon Cat" "New Lease on Life" Listen to more at Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Patreon Preview #22: Whose Tagline is it Anyway 4

    Patreon Preview #22: Whose Tagline is it Anyway 4
    Dec 23 2025
    Once again, the high rollers are back trying to come up with catchphrases of a bunch of made up characters and then turn said catchphrases into tagline songs. Today's roster icludes, but is not limited to: Galvash the demon inside Santa's bag, Paul the sad piano, Skippy Bagman a railroad conductor, and Doc Salami ('nuff said). Listen to the rest at Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    11 mins
  • 23. Life's A Witch (with Harper-Rose Drummond)

    23. Life's A Witch (with Harper-Rose Drummond)
    Dec 16 2025
    This session, I'll admit it: we go off the rails pretty quickly thanks to the wonderfully buoyant energy of @harperrosed. But once we get back on said rails and ride our story train into musical improv station, we soon learn of a family eternally cursed by the witch of the woods, and of a soup that just might have the power to doom the world. Songs: "A Borgen House is a Borgen Home" "A Witch's Prayer" "Soup for God" "Curse Fugue" "Everything's Fine for Us" "A Standard Improv Class" "To Give You Power" "Double Cursed" Listen to more at Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • Patreon Preview #21: Monster M.A.S.H 2

    Patreon Preview #21: Monster M.A.S.H 2
    Dec 10 2025
    Often used my middle schoolers to divine what kind of life they will lead in the future, the game M.A.S.H can also be used as a springboard for some wild improv scenes. Now, SHOULD it be used for this purpose? We'll let you decide that on your own. Listen to the rest at Patreon.com/tabletoptunespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins