Episodes

  • The Saint of Bright Doors

    The Saint of Bright Doors
    May 13 2025

    First episode of the Nebula-award winning Saint of Bright Doors! We meet Fetter, mourn his shadow, meet his mother, some demons, his boyfriend, and the eponymous bright doors. Also featuring fascism, eugenics, mythology, cults, and so much more. There's a lot going on y'all!


    Next Time: Chapters 9-16

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Song of Achilles Part 4

    Song of Achilles Part 4
    Apr 29 2025

    It all comes to its inevitable end. Everyone dies. We talk about whether it's satisfying or not.


    Next time: Saint of Bright Doors!

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Song of Achilles Part 3

    Song of Achilles Part 3
    Apr 15 2025
    WAR! The boys met several women, one of them dies, and one of them comes on to Patroclus. They also begin to show some personality, finding enjoyable hobbies and really growing into the prime of their adulthood during the world's most nonsensical war since the Australians declared war on emus. Check it out! Bonus Episodes and more available on Patreon

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Announcement: Temporary Delay

    Announcement: Temporary Delay
    Apr 9 2025
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    1 min
  • Song of Achilles Part 2

    Song of Achilles Part 2
    Mar 25 2025

    For this week's Greek tragedy, we learn how a Locked Tomb character got their name, both Achilles and Patroclus get laid, we finally meet Odysseus again, and the boys go off to war.


    Next time: Chapters 17-24

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Song of Achilles Part 1

    Song of Achilles Part 1
    Mar 11 2025

    We're going Greek with the first episode of Song of Achilles! Join us as Patroclus proposes marriage, participates in an oath, eats some figs, eats more figs, and rides a hairy buff man.


    Our audio was a disaster this week and it wasn't caught til after the fact. Uh, sorry. I won't mind if you skip.


    Next week: Chapters 9-16

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Tress of the Emerald Sea Part 4

    Tress of the Emerald Sea Part 4
    Feb 25 2025

    The story ends. Tress and friends get beaten into the ground, Tress meets a dragon, attempts several negotiations, reunites with Charlie, and breaks a curse.


    Join us on our Patreon for Tress's bonus episode, or if you're a free friend we'll be back in 2 weeks with Song of Achilles Part 1!

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 1st Anniversary Special... Chained to Krampus?!

    1st Anniversary Special... Chained to Krampus?!
    Feb 18 2025

    In celebration of our 1st anniversary, only the finest literature would do. Join us as we read Chained to Krampus, featuring surprisingly little bondage and far too much weirdness.


    CONTENT WARNING: Chained to Krampus is smut. We're talking about smut. Check for more specific CWs if that worries you (it should). Don't listen in public... or do, I'm not your dad.


    For those of you listening in real-time, we'll be back with the finale of Tress next week.

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    1 hr and 11 mins