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T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids

T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids

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Two Actors, No Kids Podcast - You've heard of D.I.N.K. right? Dual Income, No Kids? Well, we're T.A.N.K. - Two Actors, No Kids; a comedy podcast where we talk about the delicate subject of going childless in today’s world. Two dudes with no kids talk life, love, and laughter.


Louis Jacques and Matthew Stuart Jackson are both actors, comedians, and hosts who are both married men with no children. Neither of them is the breadwinner in their respective marriages, so if they are not fathers or breadwinners, what does that leave them as men? Join these two as they "flip the script" on modern masculinity, and provide the male perspective of being childfree by choice.

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Episodes
  • Snippity-Doo-Da? Snippity-YAY! (Why Getting a Vasectomy is Not That Bad)
    Jul 2 2025

    There's no turning back now. The commitment to the child-free life real: as of this episode, both Louis and Matthew have now had their vasectomies! Join these two in a hilarious discussion about their experiences getting the "unkindest cut" and why, when all is said and done, they would advocate for all men to get this procedure when the time is right. Come on, men! Stop placing the burden of birth control on your partner! Grow a pair and tie it off!

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    34 mins
  • Episode 3 - Family vs Career: Choose Wisely!
    Jun 18 2025

    Or is this fundamentally a false dichotomy? Louis and Matthew discuss their decision not to have children, and how, why, or even whether this was informed by their career choices.

    Then! Stick around for their VERY FIRST GUEST! Seeing as this is a childfree podcast, Louis and Matthew wanted to bring on someone who was the exact opposite of them: a mother of SIX children! Jaimi Jarvis brings a very different perspective to the podcast by talking about her career and how it was affected by having half-a-dozen offspring.

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    34 mins
  • Episode 2 - What Exactly IS Masculinity, Anyway?
    Jun 11 2025

    Louis and Matthew sit down and buckle up for this conversation. If this whole podcast is going to be "flipping the script on modern masculinity" - it's probably good to get a baseline understanding of what masculinity even means. Tune in for this hilarious and deep discussion about what it means to be a man in this day and age.

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    49 mins

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